May Look
Accidentally Purpose of Apron Featuring Two Yellow Beer Mugs
Accidentally purpose of apron - Two yellow beer mugs with distressed text about getting drunk on purpose today
US$19.95
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US$19.95
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Accidentally Purpose of Apron Featuring Two Yellow Beer Mugs is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
accidentally purpose of apron puts the phrase LOOKS LIKE I MAY, ACCIDENTLY, GET DRUNK, ON PURPOSE TODAY across the front panel, and the words land as a sarcastic admission of intent to party. Wearing it signals to friends that you are ready for a good time, and beer lovers at house parties feel it was made specifically for their evening.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
The artwork centers two large beer mugs filled with yellow liquid and capped with thick white foam against a grey background. Stacked text appears above and below these mugs, with the top line flanked by two small white stars. The word ACCIDENTLY is printed in large yellow letters with a distressed texture that matches the bold GET DRUNK text below the glassware. The bottom line reads ON PURPOSE TODAY in grey block letters set inside a white rectangular border. This arrangement creates a balanced visual hierarchy where the humor relies on the contrast between the accidental claim and the intentional imagery of the full mugs.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Beer drinkers notice the two mugs first because they represent the fuel for the evening ahead. This accidentally purpose of apron works perfectly as a gift for someone who always plans their nightlife in advance. It earns its keep at BBQs, night clubs, and beach parties where the wearer wants to openly admit they are there to drink.
Good To Know
What are the dimensions of the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a comfortable fit for most adults. This range allows the black bib apron to sit correctly on the chest regardless of height.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The print uses durable inks that withstand regular cleaning without fading or cracking. You can wash this product safely while maintaining the sharpness of the distressed lettering and mug illustrations.
Why is this specific phrase used over others? The design features the exact phrase accidentally purpose of apron to highlight intentional sarcasm. This specific wording distinguishes it from standard party gear by acknowledging a deliberate desire to have a good time.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about May Look aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these poultry-themed designs?
- This collection suits backyard farmers and hobbyists who enjoy the company of chickens and roosters. It is made for anyone who wants to display their love for poultry keeping with humor and style while working in their garden or coop.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set features various rooster-centric prints including the rooster chicken apron and the may chicken apron. You will also find playful phrases like the age i love my rooster apron and the pecked may apron, offering unique choices for different tastes.
- How do I choose the right design from this group?
- Consider your personal relationship with your birds. If your rooster is particularly bold, the slapped may look apron might fit well. For a more affectionate vibe, select the colorblind may look apron or the may pecked you apron to reflect your unique farm experiences.
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