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Another Metal Detecting Apron Just Another Stinkin Lincoln
Another metal detecting apron - Yellow distressed text Just Another Stinkin Lincoln with purple metal detector
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Another Metal Detecting Apron Just Another Stinkin Lincoln is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
another metal detecting apron puts the phrase JUST ANOTHER STINKIN LINCOLN across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun on the phrase 'stinkin' Lincoln' to describe a smelly person or the president. Wearing it signals membership in the treasure hunting community, and people who scan fields and beaches feel it was made for them.
What The Print Says
The design displays three lines of bold, distressed yellow lettering that spell out JUST ANOTHER STINKIN LINCOLN. A light purple metal detector illustration sits in the center, overlapping the words STINKIN and LINCOLN to visually connect the text with the tool. The distressed texture gives the print a weathered, vintage appearance suitable for outdoor use. This layout creates a cohesive image where the equipment and the slogan merge into a single statement about the hobby.
The Cook It Was Made For
Treasure hunting fans notice the specific reference to Lincoln immediately, distinguishing it from generic detector designs. This apron serves as a great gift idea for birthdays or Christmas for those who love beach finds and penny finding. It gets worn in real-world situations where dirt and mud are expected, protecting the wearer while they search for buried value in parks or along the shore.
Ordering Questions
Does the neck strap adjust for my size? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body sizes. This specific measurement range ensures a comfortable fit for most adults without being too tight or loose while searching. You can easily modify the length to suit your height and preference before you start working.
Can I wash this apron safely? The distressed print style is durable enough to withstand regular cleaning cycles. The ink bonds with the fabric so the yellow and purple colors remain vibrant even after multiple washes without fading or peeling. You can maintain the appearance of the design through standard laundering processes.
Why does this design reference Lincoln specifically? The artwork references Lincoln specifically rather than a generic city. This targets people who hunt in that specific area or have a connection to the location mentioned in the printed text. It appeals to local hobbyists who appreciate the geographic specificity within the humorous slogan.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Detecting aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these metal detecting themed aprons?
- These aprons suit dedicated detectorists who spend hours outdoors searching for coins and relics. They are perfect gifts for friends who love the thrill of finding buried history. Anyone who enjoys the slow, methodical process of scanning fields will appreciate the specialized designs included here.
- What specific themes are featured in this collection?
- The collection features various aspects of the hobby, including equipment visuals like coils and machines. It also highlights the identity of the detectorist through text-based designs. Some prints focus on the humorous side of digging up unexpected items or the dedication required for the sport.
- How do I choose the right design from this set?
- Select a design based on whether you prefer visual depictions of gear or textual tributes to the hobby. Consider if you want to highlight the technical side of detection or the personal joy of discovery. Matching the style to your personality ensures you wear something that truly represents your interest in the ground search.
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