Anti Hole Apron Featuring a Red
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Anti Social Club Apron Featuring White Stacked Typography
Anti social club apron - White stacked text reading ANTI SOCIAL MEDIA CLUB on dark fabric
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Anti Social Club Apron Featuring White Stacked Typography is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase ANTI SOCIAL MEDIA CLUB appears in white stacked typography on the front. The design uses four lines of text to deliver a sarcastic joke about preferring offline life. Wearing it signals a preference for cooking over scrolling, and home chefs who value quiet time read this as made specifically for them.
What The Print Says
The artwork consists entirely of white typography arranged in four vertical lines. The words ANTI SOCIAL MEDIA CLUB are stacked centrally on the chest area. There are no illustrations or additional graphics, relying solely on the bold lettering to create impact. This minimalist approach highlights the irony of joining a 'club' defined by disconnection. The font is blocky and clear, ensuring the message remains readable even when the wearer is covered in flour or steam.
The Cook It Was Made For
This anti social club apron suits cooks who find solace in recipes rather than feeds. It makes a perfect gift for anyone celebrating a birthday or holiday where they want to stay off their phone. The design fits into everyday situations like weekend meal prep or dinner parties where focus is on food, not technology.
Ordering Questions
What are the pocket dimensions? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to hold items securely while working. This specific sizing allows you to carry utensils or ingredients without the fabric bunching up awkwardly around the waistline.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed letters remain intact because the design is simple and bold, resisting cracks or fading through multiple laundering cycles. Since there are no gradients or fine details to degrade, the white text stays crisp against the canvas material over time.
Does this imply I hate people? No, the sarcasm actually celebrates choosing personal downtime and real-world tasks over online validation and digital distraction. It acts as a polite but firm indicator that your current priority is the meal you are preparing, not your online presence.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Social aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- These aprons suit extroverts, gamers, activists, and anyone who enjoys bright social environments. If you love hosting, debating, or participating in niche subcultures, this collection speaks directly to your personality and interests.
- What styles are available in this set?
- The collection features diverse themes including gaming, feminism, punk rock, and digital media. Each design captures a unique aspect of modern social life, ensuring there is a style that matches your specific worldview and hobbies.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your primary hobby or political stance. If you game, pick the gaming option. If you advocate for change, choose the feminist version. Match the visual language to the persona you wish to express daily.
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