

Assume Iris Apron Features ASSUME NOTHING Text
Assume iris apron - Vertical ASSUME NOTHING text beside horizontal black purple white and yellow stripes
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Assume Iris Apron Features ASSUME NOTHING Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
assume iris apron puts ASSUME NOTHING across the front panel, where vertical white lettering runs alongside horizontal stripes in black, purple, white, and yellow. The phrase reads as a directive to stop guessing identity or gender, serving as a minimalist statement of respect. Wearing it signals that you value accurate perception over stereotypes, and those who understand nonbinary visibility feel this garment was made specifically for them.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork displays a series of horizontal colored stripes filling the left and center panels in black, purple, white, and yellow. Text printed vertically on the right side spells out ASSUME NOTHING in white sans-serif characters. This layout mimics a barcode aesthetic while utilizing the specific color palette associated with nonbinary pride. The design is strictly minimalist with no humor, relying instead on the stark contrast between the bold horizontal bands and the upright typography to communicate its message clearly without decoration.
Who Reaches For This One
This design reaches people who support nonbinary, enby, or genderqueer identities through visual awareness rather than loud slogans. It serves as a subtle gift for friends and family who appreciate social justice and LGBTQIA pride. Wearers reach for this one when they want to signal solidarity in everyday situations like cooking or working, ensuring their presence affirms accuracy over assumption without needing to explain themselves verbally.
Questions Before You Order
What are the measurements of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, which is long enough to tie securely in front regardless of body size. This extra length ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably during movement, providing a functional fit that accommodates various torso widths without slipping or requiring complex knotting techniques.
Does the ink durability hold up after washing? Yes, the printed design withstands standard laundering because the colors are integrated into the fabric surface rather than sitting on top as a thick layer. The minimalist stripe pattern lacks fine gradients that might crack, meaning the black, purple, white, and yellow bands remain distinct and vibrant through repeated wash cycles without fading or peeling.
Why does this specific design require zero assumptions? The artwork relies entirely on the nonbinary flag colors arranged in horizontal stripes to convey meaning without depicting a person or symbol. Unlike designs featuring faces or ambiguous icons, this piece uses the established color code of purple, white, and yellow to represent identity directly, making the visual language unambiguous and instantly recognizable to those familiar with the flag.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Flag aprons
- Who is the best fit for these flag-themed aprons?
- These aprons suit individuals who want to express their national pride, cultural heritage, or support for social movements. They are ideal for home cooks, bartenders, and artists who wish to make a statement about their identity while working in the kitchen or studio.
- What makes each design unique within this set?
- Each piece features a different symbolic representation, from the historic military look of the flag stone apron to the colorful stripes of the rainbow gay pride apron. Some designs blend hobbies like fishing with patriotism, while others focus purely on LGBTQ+ visibility or specific national flags like the Union Jack.
- How do I choose the right design for my needs?
- Select based on the message you want to convey. Choose the americana flag apron for traditional US pride, the assume iris apron for Irish heritage, or the lgbt gay pride apron for inclusivity. Consider whether you prefer subtle historical references or bold, colorful statements when browsing the available options.
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