Eclipse
Astronaut Cosmonaut Apron Featuring Spaced Out Vaporwave Art
Astronaut cosmonaut apron - Astronaut in purple and blue triangles with black hole reflection and text spaced out
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Astronaut Cosmonaut Apron Featuring Spaced Out Vaporwave Art is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
astronaut cosmonaut apron puts the phrase S P A C E D O U T across the front panel, and the letters read as a pun about being lost in the cosmos rather than mental confusion. Wearing it connects the wearer to the appreciation of deep space visuals, and astronomy fans who collect retro-futuristic gear will feel this was made specifically for their collection.
Inside The Artwork
An astronaut stands centered within three nested triangles that frame the entire composition in a sharp geometric layout. The top triangle holds a large planet, while the middle section displays a solar eclipse with a bright glowing ring against the darkness. The text S P A C E D O U T appears in white across the astronaut's midsection, anchoring the visual pun to the figure. Purple, blue, pink, and white tones define the color scheme throughout the nested shapes. This arrangement merges realistic space exploration imagery with stylized vaporwave geometry into a single cohesive picture.
Who It Speaks To
Stargazers and astronomy hobbyists notice the detailed depiction of the eclipse and the planetary body first. This astronaut cosmonaut apron makes a perfect gift for anyone who enjoys looking at the galaxy through a telescope. It gets worn during casual kitchen tasks by those who want to display their passion for the universe while cooking.
Quick Answers
What are the dimensions of the apron body? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide substantial coverage. This specific sizing ensures the full triangular artwork remains visible without being cut off at the bottom edge during normal use. How does the ink hold up to washing? The print is designed to withstand regular laundering without fading or peeling. The durable application keeps the vibrant purple, blue, pink, and white colors distinct even after multiple wash cycles. Is there any humor in the printed text? The phrase S P A C E D O U T functions as a pun related to the space setting rather than a joke about confusion. The design relies on the literal interpretation of the words within the context of the astronaut and the cosmos.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Eclipse aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These are made for astronomers, science educators, and amateur stargazers who enjoy cooking while discussing celestial events. They also suit friends who bond over shared hobbies and appreciate subtle references to lunar cycles and solar phenomena in their daily kitchen routines.
- What designs are included?
- You will find variations like the luna lunar eclipse apron showing red hues, the totality solar eclipse apron featuring the corona, and the view cat apron adding a detail. Each design offers a unique perspective on the same astronomical event.
- How do I choose?
- Select based on your preferred aesthetic. Choose the totality solar eclipse apron for dramatic contrast, or the view cat apron for humor. Consider whether you want scientific accuracy or playful interpretation when picking the right piece for your kitchen decor.
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