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Bass Bacon Apron Featuring BASS IS THE BACON OF MUSIC Text
Bass bacon apron - Black and white bass guitar overlapping five lines of text reading BASS IS THE BACON OF MUSIC
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Bass Bacon Apron Featuring BASS IS THE BACON OF MUSIC Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
bass bacon apron features the phrase BASS IS THE BACON OF MUSIC across the front. A black and white bass guitar overlaps five lines of stacked text to deliver a wholesome musical joke. Wearing it signals appreciation for rhythm, and bass players or music lovers reading it feel understood.
What The Print Says
The typography-only design stacks the words BASS IS THE BACON OF MUSIC in white against a grey background. A black electric bass guitar with white pickguard details crosses diagonally through the center, overlapping the lettering. The high-contrast black and white palette keeps the focus on the pun. This layout celebrates the essential role of the bass instrument in any band.
The Cook It Was Made For
This bass bacon apron suits cooks who play instruments or buy gifts for them. It works as a birthday present for a friend who plays bass. The two front pockets hold utensils while cooking, blending kitchen duty with musical identity.
Ordering Questions
What are the pocket dimensions? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle for easy access to tools while wearing the 10 oz cotton canvas apron. How does the ink withstand washing? The print remains durable because the 10 oz cotton canvas stiffens initially but softens after two or three washes without fading the black and white design. Why is this specific phrase unique? Unlike generic music aprons, only this design uses the exact wording BASS IS THE BACON OF MUSIC paired with a diagonal bass guitar graphic.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Bacon aprons
- Who is the best fit for these prints?
- These designs suit individuals who love breakfast foods and grilling. If you enjoy smoking meats or hosting brunch events, this collection matches your interests perfectly. It appeals to anyone who finds joy in the preparation of savory dishes.
- What themes are included here?
- We offer various styles ranging from cartoon characters to musical references. You can choose designs inspired by camping trips, animal motifs, or specific cultural icons. Each print captures a different aspect of the love for cured pork products.
- How do I select the right design?
- Consider your personal hobbies when choosing. Music fans might prefer the drum motif, while nature lovers may choose the animal theme. Select the print that resonates most with your daily routine and kitchen activities to express your personality.
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