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Border wine aprons - I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Border Collie text with bottle glass and paw print — shown on a black cotton canvas apron against a white background
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Border Wine Aprons I Just Want to Drink Wine

Border wine aprons - I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Border Collie text with bottle glass and paw print

US$19.95

Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.

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US$19.95

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Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.

Border Wine Aprons I Just Want to Drink Wine is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.

border wine aprons features the phrase I JUST WANT TO DRINK WINE & PET MY BORDER COLLIE across the chest. A brown bottle, red glass, and white paw print sit between stacked lines of white text. This wholesome humor reads as a simple declaration of priorities for dog owners who enjoy alcohol. Wearing it signals that you value relaxation and your pet above all else. Dog lovers and wine enthusiasts reading this feel it was made specifically for them.

Every Detail On The Front

The front panel showcases the phrase I JUST WANT TO DRINK WINE & PET MY BORDER COLLIE arranged in a vertical stack using a clean, white typeface. Separating the first line from the word WINE are three distinct icons aligned horizontally: a tall brown wine bottle, a clear glass containing red liquid, and a small white paw print. The artwork relies entirely on typography and these specific colored shapes rather than complex illustrations or background patterns. The brown and red elements provide necessary contrast against the black fabric while the white text maintains high legibility. This combination creates a cohesive image where the graphical symbols act as punctuation for the written sentiment, uniting the concepts of viticulture and canine companionship into a single visual block.

Built For These Hands

Home cooks and dog owners notice the immediate connection between the drinking iconography and the animal reference on the bib. Gifting this specific border wine aprons to a friend or family member acknowledges their dual identity as a pet parent and a wine enthusiast. Everyday situations involving meal preparation or gardening become more enjoyable when wearing gear that reflects these personal interests. The design speaks directly to the individual who finds joy in balancing adult beverages with the care of a working breed.

Practical Questions

Does the neck strap adjust to different heights? Yes, the neck strap adjusts from 20 to 30 inches to ensure a comfortable fit for most adults. This range accommodates various torso lengths and prevents the apron from sitting too high or dragging low during movement. The adjustable mechanism allows users to customize the fit before beginning any task, ensuring the bib stays secure without restricting shoulder mobility.

Can I wash this apron without fading the design? You can machine wash and dry this apron safely because the ink is bonded to the black fabric. The white, red, and brown colors remain vibrant through repeated cleaning cycles without cracking or peeling. Following standard care instructions preserves the integrity of the printed graphics and the structural durability of the bib material over time.

Is the graphic printed on both sides of the fabric? No, the design appears only on the front exterior surface of the black bib apron. The back remains a solid black color without any matching print or pattern. This construction focuses all visual attention on the front-facing message and utilizes the dark reverse side to hide stains or wear during heavy use.

Questions about Wine Mom aprons

Who should buy these aprons?
Mothers who enjoy wine while cooking or hosting are ideal buyers. The designs resonate with parents who appreciate humor about their lifestyle. They suit gift-givers looking for something personal and funny for mom.
What themes are included?
Themes range from pet love with goldendoodle and bernedoodle motifs to holiday celebrations. You will find designs for birthdays, twenty-firsts, and general mama pride. Each style connects to a specific aspect of modern maternal life.
How do I choose?
Select based on your favorite hobby or pet breed. If you love dogs, pick the goldendoodle option. For general gifting, the mama wine design works well. Consider if the recipient prefers coffee or just wine imagery for accuracy.

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