
Bowler Pins
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Bowler bowling player apron - Cartoon bowling ball hitting two white pins with red bands and text WHO GIVES A SPLIT
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Bowler Bowling Player Apron Featuring a WHO GIVES a SPLIT is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
bowler bowling player apron puts the phrase WHO GIVES A SPLIT across the front panel, and the words read as a pun on indifference using bowling terminology. A central illustration shows a dark ball striking two white pins with red bands, confirming the sports context. Wearing it signals you understand the game's inside jokes, and fellow bowlers who appreciate wordplay will feel this was made for them.
The artwork centers on a cartoon bowling ball positioned directly beneath the stacked text WHO GIVES. Two white pins with red bands flank the ball in a falling pose, creating the visual setup for the question A SPLIT? printed below. The color palette uses only white and red against the background, keeping the focus on the typographic layout. This composition ties the textual joke to the physical action of the sport without adding extra elements.
Bowling players notice the pun immediately because it references a specific scoring scenario. Gifting this bowler bowling player apron to a friend works well for birthdays or league events. They wear it casually during games when they want to show off their knowledge of the lanes without being overly loud.
What are the dimensions of the storage space? The pockets measure exactly 8 by 7 inches each, providing ample room for small tools. They are split in the middle to allow for easy access while the apron is being worn. This specific sizing ensures items do not slide out during active movement.
Will the print survive repeated cleaning cycles? The ink remains durable because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric holds its structure well. The material stiffens initially but softens after two or three washes to become comfortable against the skin. This durability makes it suitable for regular use at the alley.
Does the phrase have a double meaning? The design relies entirely on the bowling term for leaving two non-adjacent pins standing. The visual of the two separated pins confirms the reference rather than a general insult. This specific imagery separates the product from generic humor shirts.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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