Broccoli
Broccoli H Apron Featuring Say No to Broccoli Design
Broccoli h apron - Red prohibition sign over green broccoli with arched white text saying say no to broccoli
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Broccoli H Apron Featuring Say No to Broccoli Design is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
broccoli h apron displays the phrase SAY NO TO BROCCOLI above a red prohibition sign overlapping a green vegetable. The white text arches over and under the symbol to create a wholesome rejection of greens. Wearing this puts a playful boundary on your kitchen duties, and home cooks who prefer peas find it made for them.
What You Are Looking At
A cartoon broccoli sits directly beneath a red circle with a diagonal slash across the center panel. White lettering frames the icon in an upper and lower arch formation against the fabric background. The design utilizes only red, green, and white colors to maintain a high-contrast, simple appearance. This specific layout signals a humorous refusal of the vegetable rather than a celebration of health benefits. The visual style relies on bold, flat shapes rather than intricate shading to deliver the message clearly.
The Right Person For It
People who dislike vegetables or need to signal their dietary preferences wear this product. It serves as a lighthearted gift for birthdays or holidays for someone with a specific food aversion. The wearer finds it useful when hosting gatherings where they want to clarify their menu choices without being confrontational.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the dimensions of the apron body? The main panel measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage for the torso. This size ensures the graphic remains fully visible while protecting clothing from spills during food preparation. How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design is durable enough to withstand standard laundering cycles without fading or cracking. You can trust that the red and white graphics will stay sharp through multiple washes to maintain the intended appearance. Does this item include waist ties for securing it? Yes, the apron features waist ties measuring 42 inches on each side. These long straps are specifically designed to tie securely in front, ensuring a customizable fit for various body types.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Broccoli aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- This collection suits health-conscious cooks, bodybuilders, and vegans who enjoy expressing their dietary choices through humor. It appeals to gardeners and chefs who want to show their love for cruciferous vegetables while working in the kitchen or preparing meals for family and friends.
- What types of broccoli themes are included?
- You will find designs ranging from fitness-inspired graphics like the deadlift bodybuilding apron to dietary-specific options like the keto vegetable apron. The assortment includes humorous takes, heart-themed prints, and general vegetable motifs that celebrate broccoli in various cultural and personal contexts within the kitchen world.
- How do I choose the right print?
- Select based on your primary interest, whether it is fitness, veganism, or general humor. If you lift weights, the deadlift design fits best. For dietary focus, choose the keto or vegan options. For pure fun, the funny lover apron delivers the most relatable and lighthearted statement about your favorite green vegetable.
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