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Cited Egg Apron Featuring I'M SO EGG-CITED Pun
Cited egg apron - Cartoon fried egg with arms and text I'M SO EGG-CITED
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Cited Egg Apron Featuring I'M SO EGG-CITED Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
cited egg apron displays the phrase I'M SO, EGG-CITED above a cartoon fried egg with arms. The pun plays on excitement and eggs. Wearing it signals enthusiasm for breakfast cuisine. Egg lovers and cooks who appreciate wordplay will feel this was made for them.
The Print, Up Close
A cartoon fried egg with a smiling face and raised arms sits above two lines of stacked text. The design utilizes white, orange, and brown colors to define the character's shape. The lettering appears in bold white font to contrast against the dark background. This layout positions the visual pun centrally on the chest area. The combination of the animated yolk and the text creates a unified graphic statement.
Made For This Crowd
This item suits home cooks and egg enthusiasts who enjoy breakfast preparation. It serves as a funny gift for those who love boiled or scrambled eggs. The cited egg apron fits well during weekend brunches or morning kitchen tasks where lighthearted humor is appreciated.
Before You Add To Cart
Does the neck strap adjust to different body sizes? Yes, the neck strap adjusts between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various adult builds comfortably. This range ensures the apron sits at the correct height without straining the neck, regardless of whether the wearer is tall or short. The adjustable mechanism allows for a secure fit that prevents the garment from slipping off during active use.
How does the ink hold up after repeated washing cycles? The printed ink remains durable through standard washing because it adheres firmly to the black fabric surface. Users can expect the white and orange colors to retain their vibrancy even after multiple wash cycles without fading or cracking. This longevity ensures the pun stays readable and the cartoon character remains distinct over the long term.
Is the design specific to egg puns rather than generic cooking? Unlike generic cooking aprons, this design focuses exclusively on egg-related humor rather than broad culinary phrases. The specific reference to being egg-cited targets a niche audience of people who identify with this particular joke. This specificity makes it distinct from other novelty kitchen gear that might feature generic utensils or recipes.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Fried aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these themed aprons?
- These aprons suit anyone passionate about fried cuisine, from professional chefs to casual weekend grill masters. They are perfect gifts for home cooks who appreciate humor and bold visuals related to eggs and poultry. If you enjoy showing off your love for crispy textures, this collection offers a own twist to express your kitchen personality while cooking.
- What specific designs are available in this set?
- We offer diverse prints such as the fried wing chicken apron and the drumstick chicken apron for poultry lovers. The cited egg apron adds an artistic touch for breakfast fans, while the funny fried chicken apron brings levity to serious cooking sessions. Each design highlights different aspects of fried food culture, ensuring there is something for every preference within this niche category.
- How should I choose the right design for myself?
- Consider whether you prefer egg-centric themes or poultry-focused illustrations when selecting your new gear. The smoking chicken apron suits those who enjoy barbecue styles, whereas the bikini egg apron appeals to quirky tastes. Evaluate your favorite dishes to pick a print that resonates with your personal cooking style and ensures you feel confident while preparing your next delicious meal.
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