

Easily Chicken Apron Featuring a Yellow Rubber Chicken
Easily chicken apron - Yellow rubber chicken between white text EASILY DISTRACTED BY RUBBER CHICKENS
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Easily Chicken Apron Featuring a Yellow Rubber Chicken is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
easily chicken apron puts the phrase EASILY DISTRACTED BY RUBBER CHICKENS across the front panel, and the words read as a confession of lost focus caused by a childhood toy. Wearing it does this for the person by signaling they value a good laugh over stoic concentration, and friends who appreciate wholesome silliness feel it was made for them.
What Is Printed On It
The design stacks three sections of text on the upper chest, beginning with the word EASILY in bold white letters at the top. Below this, the word DISTRACTED appears in grey type set inside a distinct white rectangular block. Centered directly beneath the block is a cartoon illustration of a yellow rubber chicken with a red comb and wattle, lying flat on its side. The final line of text, BY RUBBER CHICKENS, anchors the bottom in matching white font. This arrangement creates a cohesive picture where the colorful bird acts as a visual spacer between the declaration of distraction and its source.
Who Reaches For This One
Home cooks and hobby bakers notice the bright yellow chicken first against the neutral background. Gifting this easily chicken apron to a friend works well for birthdays or housewarmings because it offers a safe, non-offensive joke. Everyday situations involve wearing it while chopping vegetables or mixing batter, providing a moment of levity during routine chores.
Questions Before You Order
What are the measurements of the apron? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, offering substantial coverage for the torso. This dimension ensures the print stays centered on the chest while protecting the lower body from spills without restricting movement.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed graphics are designed to withstand regular laundering without fading or peeling. The durable application keeps the white text and yellow chicken vibrant through multiple wash cycles, maintaining the wholesome aesthetic over time.
Does the design include any specific graphic elements? Yes, the layout features a horizontal yellow rubber chicken with a red comb positioned between text lines. This specific cartoon character is the only graphical element present, serving as the focal point that connects the two parts of the sentence.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Easily Distracted aprons
- Who is the best fit for these designs?
- These aprons suit anyone who finds their thoughts drifting to animals, farming equipment, or scientific phenomena. If you enjoy watching cats, working with tractors, or studying bugs, one of these printed styles matches your personality perfectly.
- What themes are included here?
- The collection covers animal humor, agricultural life, and earth sciences. You can choose between domestic pets like cats and goats, farm vehicles like tractors, or educational topics involving insects and geology, ensuring there is a design for every type of distraction.
- How do I pick the right one?
- Select based on your primary interest. Choose the cat or duck versions for lighthearted pet lovers, the tractor or goat options for farming enthusiasts, or the geologist and bug science styles for those fascinated by the natural world and scientific processes.
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