Pelican
Except Always Yourself Apron Featuring a Cartoon Pelican
Except always yourself apron - Cartoon pelican in white black pink with text Always Be Yourself Except When You Can Be
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Except Always Yourself Apron Featuring a Cartoon Pelican is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The except always yourself apron puts the printed phrase 'ALWAYS BE YOURSELF EXCEPT WHEN YOU CAN BE A PELICAN THAN ALWAYS BE A PELICAN' across the front panel, and the text reads as a humorous twist on self-acceptance that favors avian identity. Wearing it puts a smile on the face of anyone who understands the specific appeal of pelicans, and bird enthusiasts will feel this was made specifically for their sense of humor.
Looking At The Front Panel
A cartoon pelican stands centered on the panel, rendered in white, black, and pink colors. Two lines of white text appear above the bird, and three lines sit below it. The lettering is bold and blocky, contrasting sharply with the illustrated feathers. This arrangement frames the bird as the literal answer to the textual prompt above. The result is a cohesive graphic where the image and words function as a single visual unit rather than separate elements.
Who Gets The Joke
Animal lovers notice the specific choice of a pelican over generic wildlife. This design serves as a perfect gift for someone who appreciates wholesome puns and ornithological details. It gets worn during beach trips, nature walks, or casual outings where the wearer wants to share a quiet laugh with fellow bird enthusiasts. The specific reference ensures the humor lands only with those who understand the niche subject matter.
Answers Up Front
What are the measurements of this apron? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing significant surface area for the print. This dimension ensures the design remains fully visible without stretching or distortion across the torso.
How does the print handle washing? The ink durability is built to withstand regular cleaning cycles without fading. The white lettering and colored sections maintain their contrast against the background fabric after multiple washes.
Why is this design unique to this product? The specific phrasing 'Than Always Be A Pelican' creates a grammatically distinct punchline that differs from standard variations. This exact text sequence appears only on this version, distinguishing it from other bird-themed apparel that uses more common idioms.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Pelican aprons
- Who is the best audience for these pelican themed bibs?
- These aprons are made for bird enthusiasts, coastal residents, and anyone with a sense of humor about wildlife. They suit people who want to express their love for pelicans during cooking, crafting, or relaxing at home, offering a fun talking point.
- What specific designs can I expect to see here?
- You will encounter various styles including meme-inspired graphics, traditional bird illustrations, and region-specific motifs like New Orleans themes. Each design focuses on different aspects of pelican behavior or cultural references, providing diverse options for personal expression and appreciation of these seabirds.
- How do I choose the right design from this group?
- Consider whether you prefer humorous internet memes, realistic bird art, or location-based pride. If you live near the coast, a regional design might appeal more. For general fans, any of the playful or artistic options will work well to show your interest in these unique birds.
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