Roofer
Expensive Roofing Apron Featuring Sarcastic Roofer Text
Expensive roofing apron - Cartoon roofer on yellow deck with sarcastic text about hiring good vs bad roofers
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Expensive Roofing Apron Featuring Sarcastic Roofer Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'expensive roofing apron' introduces a design featuring the text 'IF YOU THINK IT'S EXPENSIVE, HIRING A GOOD, ROOFER, TRY HIRING, A BAD ONE'. This sarcastic message mocks budget-conscious clients by implying cheap labor leads to costly mistakes. Wearing it signals that the wearer understands the value of skilled craftsmanship. It is made for contractors and tradespeople who have faced difficult homeowners.
What You Are Looking At
This expensive roofing apron displays a circular cartoon illustration of a roofer working on yellow wooden decking against a blue background. White text arches over the top reading 'IF YOU THINK IT'S EXPENSIVE', while stacked text below reads 'HIRING A GOOD ROOFER' in black and yellow, followed by 'TRY HIRING A BAD ONE' in white. Small yellow nail gun icons flank the fourth line of text. The design uses only white, yellow, black, and blue colors to deliver a sharp, humorous warning about hiring unskilled labor.
The Right Person For It
This expensive roofing apron appeals to construction workers and slaters who deal with client complaints about pricing. It serves as a funny gift for anyone who enjoys roofing or tiling roofs. The design fits perfectly into daily work situations where a bit of sarcasm helps explain why quality work costs more than a DIY attempt.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the measurements of this apron? It measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso effectively. Each waist tie is 42 inches long, ensuring a secure fit for various body sizes without slipping during movement. How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The printed graphics are designed for durability through repeated washing. The bold lettering and solid color blocks resist fading, keeping the sarcastic message clear even after frequent use in a workshop environment. Why is this specific joke relevant to roofers? The design highlights the financial consequences of cutting corners on roofing repairs. By suggesting a bad roofer is cheaper upfront but costly later, it validates the professional's pricing for proper installation and materials.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Roofer aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is designed specifically for professional roofers, contractors, and construction crews who take pride in their high-altitude work. It appeals to those who appreciate designs that reflect the daily realities of installing shingles, managing materials, and working outdoors in all weather conditions.
- What themes are featured in these designs?
- The designs explore various aspects of the roofing trade, including references to hourly wages, leadership roles like the king or whisperer, and seasonal events like Christmas. They celebrate the craftsmanship, endurance, and camaraderie found among roofing teams across the country.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your role or personality within the crew. Choose the hourly apron if you value time management, or the king version if you lead projects. Consider the festive option for holiday gatherings or the whisperer style if you mentor others in the field.
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