

Feed Chicken Apron and Two Orange Drumsticks
Feed chicken apron - White text FEED ME FRIED CHICKEN & TELL ME I'M PRETTY with two orange drumsticks
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Feed Chicken Apron and Two Orange Drumsticks is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase feed chicken apron appears on the first line of this design, which features white typography stacked in four lines across the front. The text reads FEED ME FRIED CHICKEN, &, TELL ME I'M PRETTY, flanked by two orange drumsticks that signal a wholesome love for comfort food. Wearing it signals to friends that you value both good eats and kind words, making it perfect for anyone who finds joy in simple pleasures.
The Print, Up Close
Bold white lettering arranges itself in four distinct rows across the panel, creating immediate visual rhythm through spacing and alignment. Two orange fried chicken drumsticks rest symmetrically on either side of a white ampersand on the third line, serving as both decoration and grammatical connector. This typography-only approach avoids illustration clutter, letting color and form carry the weight of the joke. The design clearly belongs to the realm of food-centered humor where the subject is consumed literally and figuratively. Every element reinforces the other: the drumsticks echo the word fried chicken, while the final line offers emotional payoff to the physical request above.
Made For This Crowd
This feed chicken apron targets home cooks and food lovers who enjoy lighthearted kitchen wear that doesn’t take itself too seriously. It functions as an ideal humorous gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who openly admits they cannot live without fried chicken drumsticks. The design suits everyday scenarios like weekend brunch preparation or casual family gatherings where personality enhances the atmosphere more than perfection does.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the pocket dimensions? Each front pocket measures 8 x 7 inches and is split in the middle to hold utensils or towels securely during active cooking sessions without sagging or shifting position.
Will the ink survive washing? The printed design uses durable application methods that retain sharp edges and vibrant orange tones through multiple wash cycles without peeling, cracking, or losing definition.
Does this design include specific food items? Yes, it features two stylized orange fried chicken drumsticks placed symmetrically around the central ampersand, leaving no ambiguity about what kind of fried chicken inspires this particular plea.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Fried aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these themed aprons?
- These aprons suit anyone passionate about fried cuisine, from professional chefs to casual weekend grill masters. They are perfect gifts for home cooks who appreciate humor and bold visuals related to eggs and poultry. If you enjoy showing off your love for crispy textures, this collection offers a own twist to express your kitchen personality while cooking.
- What specific designs are available in this set?
- We offer diverse prints such as the fried wing chicken apron and the drumstick chicken apron for poultry lovers. The cited egg apron adds an artistic touch for breakfast fans, while the funny fried chicken apron brings levity to serious cooking sessions. Each design highlights different aspects of fried food culture, ensuring there is something for every preference within this niche category.
- How should I choose the right design for myself?
- Consider whether you prefer egg-centric themes or poultry-focused illustrations when selecting your new gear. The smoking chicken apron suits those who enjoy barbecue styles, whereas the bikini egg apron appeals to quirky tastes. Evaluate your favorite dishes to pick a print that resonates with your personal cooking style and ensures you feel confident while preparing your next delicious meal.
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