May Look
Funny but May Apron Featuring Sarcastic Rabbit Slogan
Funny but may apron - Two white rabbits slapping with sarcastic text about internal anger
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny but May Apron Featuring Sarcastic Rabbit Slogan is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
funny but may apron displays the phrase I MAY LOOK CALM... BUT IN MY HEAD I'VE SLAPPED YOU 3 TIMES across the front. The text frames two white cartoon rabbits in a line-art style that visually depicts one striking the other. This sarcasm reveals a hidden temper beneath a peaceful exterior, making it perfect for cooks who need to vent without breaking character.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
The artwork centers two white rabbits rendered in a clean line-art style on the chest area. The text I MAY LOOK CALM... sits above the animals, while BUT IN MY HEAD I'VE SLAPPED YOU 3 TIMES appears below them. One rabbit has a hand raised in a striking motion toward the other, illustrating the specific action referenced in the slogan. The layout splits the message into top and bottom sections to frame the illustration perfectly. This composition turns a simple greeting into a visual punchline about maintaining composure.
Days You Would Grab It
This apron belongs in the kitchen when patience runs thin and a moment of levity is required. It serves as a humorous novelty gift for birthdays, Christmas, or Halloween for friends who enjoy edgy humor. The wearer uses it during everyday cooking tasks to signal that they are staying calm only through sheer force of will.
Before Buying
What are the measurements of this apron? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide substantial coverage. Waist ties extend 42 inches on each side, ensuring there is enough length to tie securely in front regardless of the wearer's build. How does the ink hold up to washing? The print is designed to withstand regular laundering because the ink bonds directly to the fabric surface. This durability ensures the white lettering and rabbit outlines remain distinct after repeated wash cycles without fading or peeling. Does the design show actual violence? The illustration depicts a cartoon slap rather than graphic injury. The rabbits are stylized line drawings where the impact is shown symbolically through a pose and expression, keeping the content within the realm of comedy.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about May Look aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these poultry-themed designs?
- This collection suits backyard farmers and hobbyists who enjoy the company of chickens and roosters. It is made for anyone who wants to display their love for poultry keeping with humor and style while working in their garden or coop.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set features various rooster-centric prints including the rooster chicken apron and the may chicken apron. You will also find playful phrases like the age i love my rooster apron and the pecked may apron, offering unique choices for different tastes.
- How do I choose the right design from this group?
- Consider your personal relationship with your birds. If your rooster is particularly bold, the slapped may look apron might fit well. For a more affectionate vibe, select the colorblind may look apron or the may pecked you apron to reflect your unique farm experiences.
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