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Funny Cruising Friends Apron Featuring Pink Flamingos
Funny cruising friends apron - Two pink flamingos holding wine glasses flanking a blue cruise ship with stacked text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Cruising Friends Apron Featuring Pink Flamingos is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The funny cruising friends apron puts the phrase We're more than just CRUISING FRIENDS across the top panel, and the text reads as a declaration of deep connection rather than casual acquaintance. Wearing it signals membership in an exclusive travel unit, and close-knit sailing companions who value bonded experiences feel it was made specifically for their group.
Looking At The Front Panel
The artwork features stacked lettering at the top and bottom framing a central cartoon illustration. Two pink flamingos stand on stylized white water, each holding a wine glass filled with red liquid. A blue and white cruise ship sits between the birds, floating on the depicted waves. The colors remain strictly limited to pink, blue, and white throughout the design. This arrangement creates a cohesive picture of leisure and friendship rather than a scattered collection of nautical symbols.
Who Gets The Joke
Close-knit travel groups notice the specific reference to a small gang immediately. Gifting this funny cruising friends apron to a bachelorette party or family reunion confirms their shared bond. It gets worn in everyday situations like onboard dining rooms or deck parties to distinguish the crew from other passengers.
Answers Up Front
Does the apron have storage pockets? Yes, it includes two front pockets measuring 8 by 7 inches each. These are split in the middle to allow the waist tie to pass through without obstruction, providing functional storage for travel essentials.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The print remains durable because the design uses stable pigments suited for repeated laundering. The 10 oz cotton canvas base provides a sturdy surface that prevents cracking or fading during standard cleaning cycles.
Is the design specific to this group? The text explicitly references a really small gang, making it unique to tight-knit travel units. This specificity ensures the wearer feels recognized by their actual friends rather than receiving generic vacation merchandise.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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- It suits teachers, nurses, pet owners, and studio artists who want their apparel to reflect their specific professional identity or personal hobby through targeted, humorous prints rather than generic patterns.
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- The range features science puns, teaching tributes, medical wordplay, and pet care motifs. Each design targets a distinct audience, from classroom staff to creative professionals seeking wearable talking point.
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- Choose based on your primary role or passion. Select the teacher print for classrooms, the nurse version for hospitals, or the dog walker option for outdoor activities to match your daily environment.
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