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Funny Outdoor Apron Don't Poke the Bear Design Featuring
Funny outdoor apron - Cartoon bear head roaring with text Don't Poke The Bear in yellow and brown
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Outdoor Apron Don't Poke the Bear Design Featuring is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A funny outdoor apron features the phrase DON'T POKE THE BEAR across the chest. A cartoon bear head roars with an open mouth, signaling that the wearer is in no mood for nonsense. This design puts a wholesome warning across the front panel, and people who prefer to keep their peace or protect napping toddlers feel this was made for them.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork displays a central illustration of a roaring bear head using brown, yellow, and white colors. The text DON'T POKE THE is arched above the animal's face, while BEAR sits directly below it in matching yellow lettering. The cartoon style highlights the open mouth and sharp teeth to create a grumpy expression rather than a scary one. This layout transforms a simple wildlife image into a humorous boundary marker for anyone who dislikes drama.
Who Reaches For This One
This funny outdoor apron suits those who enjoy sleeping late or tolerate chaos poorly. It serves as a playful gift for parents managing sleepy toddlers or anyone needing a nap. Wearing it signals a desire for quiet boundaries without being overtly aggressive during daily tasks.
Questions Before You Order
What are the measurements of this apron? It measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage. The waist ties are 42 inches on each side, ensuring they are long enough to tie securely in front regardless of body size.
How does the ink hold up after cleaning? The printed design uses durable methods that resist fading through repeated washing. You can maintain the bright yellow lettering and brown bear details by following standard care instructions for your specific garment type.
Why choose this specific graphic over others? Unlike generic nature prints, this design uses the specific phrase DON'T POKE THE BEAR paired with a roaring cartoon. The combination of the arched text and the open-mouthed pose creates a unique wholesome warning that distinguishes it from standard wildlife apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Poke aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these themed kitchen accessories?
- These items suit home cooks and restaurant staff who enjoy Hawaiian cuisine or appreciate quirky, colorful kitchen wear. They are made for gift-givers looking for unique presents for food lovers, chefs, or anyone who wants to add personality to their kitchen workspace without sacrificing style or comfort during busy prep sessions.
- What specific design elements define this poke-themed set?
- Each piece highlights different aspects of poke culture, from the colorful patterns of the rainbow apron to the playful imagery on the poke pig long apron. Designs range from text-based references to character illustrations like the poke bear, ensuring variety. Some pieces incorporate seasonal or humorous twists, appealing to diverse tastes within the same niche theme.
- How can I choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your personal aesthetic and sense of humor. Choose the pok rainbow apron for bright, energetic vibes, or the slow dirty joke aprons if you prefer wit over visuals. Consider whether you want a direct reference like the pok poke apron or something more abstract. Matching the design to your kitchen decor or personal brand helps ensure it feels like a natural fit.
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