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Haired Personal Apron Featuring a Black Dog Mugshot
Haired personal apron - Black dog mugshot with height chart and personal stalker text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Haired Personal Apron Featuring a Black Dog Mugshot is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
haired personal apron displays the phrase PERSONAL STALKER above a realistic black dog holding a sign. The text I WILL FOLLOW YOU and WHEREVER YOU GO BATHROOM INCLUDED explains that this pet tracks every step with wholesome devotion. Wearing it signals your loyalty to your companion, and dog owners who find their pets' possessiveness funny feel this was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
A realistic black long-haired dog stands centered behind a grey height chart marked with white lines. Bold black text stacked above reads PERSONAL STALKER and I WILL FOLLOW YOU, while the bottom section states WHEREVER YOU GO BATHROOM INCLUDED. The dog holds a dark placard displaying two white paw prints, creating a mugshot aesthetic that emphasizes the breed's attentive expression. This composition merges the visual of a strict lineup with the humorous concept of a devoted pet who refuses to be separated from its owner.
Who It Speaks To
This design targets German Shepherd owners and dog lovers who appreciate the wholesome humor of a pet that never leaves their side. A haired personal apron makes an ideal gift for birthdays or Christmas for anyone who knows their dog follows them into the bathroom. It is worn during cooking or cleaning when you want to acknowledge that your pet is your most loyal, if intense, helper.
Quick Answers
Does this apron fit different body sizes? Yes, the waist ties are 42 inches on each side, providing enough length to tie securely in front regardless of size. The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, offering ample coverage for various torso lengths and ensuring a comfortable fit for most wearers.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design uses durable ink that withstands regular laundering without fading or cracking. The realistic details of the dog and the sharp contrast of the black lettering remain clear through multiple washes, keeping the humorous message visible over time.
Why does the dog hold a specific sign? The dog holds a dark rectangular sign featuring two white paw prints, which completes the police lineup look. This detail transforms the image from a simple portrait into a playful mugshot, reinforcing the joke that the pet is a committed stalker following you everywhere.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Personal aprons
- Who fits best with these themed designs?
- These aprons suit individuals who enjoy dry wit and niche references. They are ideal for home cooks or crafters who want their personality visible through subtle visual cues rather than loud slogans. made for those who appreciate irony in everyday tasks.
- What specific styles are included here?
- The collection features prints like a chihuahua barking at shadows and a cat giving side-eye. Each design captures a distinct trait, such as anxiety or obsession, allowing the wearer to express complex emotions through simple, striking imagery that resonates with specific subcultures.
- How should I choose my favorite piece?
- Select a design that mirrors your own quirks or inner monologue. If you feel like an observer, try the stalker print. For high-strung energy, the chihuahua works well. Match the visual tone to how you wish to present yourself in casual settings.
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