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Holding Pretty Apron: I'm Holding a Cigar So Yeah I'm Pretty
Holding pretty apron - Cigar lying next to whiskey glass with text I'm Holding A Cigar So Yeah I'm Pretty Busy
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Holding Pretty Apron: I'm Holding a Cigar So Yeah I'm Pretty is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
holding pretty apron displays the phrase I'M HOLDING A CIGAR SO YEAH I'M PRETTY BUSY above a photo of a cigar lying next to a glass of whiskey with ice. The text is split in beige and orange fonts around the central image. This sarcastic statement signals that relaxation is the only priority, keeping work talk away. It is made for smokers who value downtime over productivity.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork features a central photo of a brown cigar lying horizontally beside a clear glass filled with amber liquid and ice cubes. Beige block lettering sits above the image while orange script reads so yeah i'm between the graphic and the bottom line. Brown tones define the tobacco leaf texture and the dark liquid inside the glass. This composition belongs to the leisure hobby of cigar smoking and scotch drinking. The design uses a photo style to ground the humorous message in a realistic visual context.
Who Reaches For This One
Cigar lovers reach for this holding pretty apron when they want to signal their dedication to relaxing rather than working. It serves as a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who enjoys aging scotch and tobacco. Wearing it during a barbecue or evening smoke clearly states that socializing takes precedence over schedules.
Questions Before You Order
What are the pocket dimensions on this apron? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to hold tools securely. This specific measurement ensures that small items like lighters or pens stay contained within the fabric without falling out during movement. Does the ink withstand washing cycles? The print remains durable through laundering because the cotton canvas fabric stiffens initially but softens after two or three washes. This material quality protects the surface details while ensuring the garment becomes comfortable against the skin over time. Is the image actually showing someone holding the item? No, the cigar is depicted lying flat on a surface next to a glass, contradicting the text which claims holding. This visual irony creates the sarcasm intended by the design rather than depicting a literal grip on the tobacco.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Yeah aprons
- Who will enjoy this collection?
- This group suits people with a casual demeanor who appreciate humor and direct communication. It fits those who like expressing their personality through simple phrases and enjoys themes related to beer, Italian heritage, or retro aesthetics during their daily activities.
- What designs are included?
- The set includes various interpretations of the word yeah. Options range from beer-themed graphics to text-based designs like mon yeah and well yeah. There are also culturally specific prints featuring the Italian flag and retro styles, providing diverse visual choices for different tastes.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Select based on your preferred aesthetic. Choose beer motifs for a fun vibe, text-only options for minimalism, or flag designs for patriotic expression. Consider whether you want a conversational phrase or a simple affirmation to match your personal style and workplace environment effectively.
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