Newfoundland
Ich Dog Apron Featuring I Was Normal 2 Newfoundland Ago Pun
Ich dog apron - Two cartoon Newfoundland heads in black and brown with pink tongues under white text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Ich Dog Apron Featuring I Was Normal 2 Newfoundland Ago Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'I WAS NORMAL, 2 NEWFOUNDLANDS AGO' appears on this ich dog apron, arching over two cartoon dog heads. The text reads as a confession that the wearer lost their composure upon adopting their pets. Wearing it allows owners to signal to fellow enthusiasts that they understand the chaotic reality of living with giant breeds, and it was created specifically for those who have been happily dismantled by their furry roommates.
The Design Itself
White text reading 'I WAS NORMAL' curves over the top of two side-by-side dog portraits. The left portrait depicts a black Newfoundland with a jagged white ruff at the base, while the right shows a brown Newfoundland with similar styling. Both dogs face forward with pink tongues visible against their dark fur. Below the illustrations, the phrase '2 NEWFOUNDLANDS AGO' completes the sentence in matching white lettering. This arrangement creates a unified graphic where the typography frames the colorful character art perfectly.
Occasions It Fits
A Newfoundland owner notices the breed-specific coloring and the pun immediately. This ich dog apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays or adoption anniversaries for people who love these gentle giants. It gets worn in the kitchen during meal prep to protect clothes from splatters while displaying pride in the household pets.
Things People Ask
Is the neck strap adjustable to fit different heights? Yes, the neck strap adjusts between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various body types. This range ensures the black bib apron hangs at the correct length for most adults without slipping off the shoulders during busy cooking sessions.
Will the printed design survive repeated wash cycles? The ink durability is built to last through standard laundering routines. The print remains intact because it is bonded securely to the black fabric surface rather than sitting loosely on top, ensuring the message stays legible after many uses.
Does the design show specific breed coloring or generic dogs? The artwork displays the distinct black, brown, and white markings characteristic of Newfoundlands. Unlike generic dog prints, this design uses the exact color palette found in the breed, making it instantly recognizable to anyone who owns or admires these specific dogs.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Newfoundland aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these Newfoundland-themed designs?
- These aprons suit devoted Newfoundland owners who enjoy expressing their passion for the breed through everyday wear. They are made for dog walkers, trainers, and anyone who considers their Newfie an essential part of daily life and family dynamics.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set features distinct prints like the critterz christmas dog apron for seasonal fun, the newfie pride apron for breed celebration, and the but dog rules apron for humorous dominance. Each design captures a different aspect of the Newfie experience, from training to casual companionship.
- How do I choose the right apron for my lifestyle?
- Select based on your primary activity with your dog. Choose the training apron if you focus on obedience, the Christmas one for holiday gatherings, or the pride version for general affection. Consider which graphic best represents your personal relationship with your Newfoundland.
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