

Joke X Ray Apron Featuring YOU BREAK EM WE TAKE EM X-ray
Joke x ray apron - YOU BREAK EM WE TAKE EM text above x-rays of hand skull and foot
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Joke X Ray Apron Featuring YOU BREAK EM WE TAKE EM X-ray is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
joke x ray apron puts the phrase YOU BREAK 'EM, WE TAKE 'EM across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun on handling broken bones versus capturing images. Wearing it signals professional pride to colleagues in the field, and this specific design was made for radiologists and technologists who understand the daily visual reality of their work.
The Design Itself
White distressed lettering splits into two lines above and below three square x-ray images showing a hand, a skull, and a foot against blue and grey backgrounds. The layout centers these medical visuals between the top and bottom text rows to create a cohesive block. This style uses a distressed texture that mimics worn equipment found in clinical settings. The subject matter belongs directly to the radiology trade where professionals interpret these specific skeletal views daily.
Occasions It Fits
Radiology technologists and doctors notice the specific anatomical focus first when selecting this joke x ray apron. It serves as a practical gift for Christmas or a birthday for anyone working with x-ray equipment. The garment is designed for everyday use in hospital departments where staff need durable protection while maintaining a sense of workplace humor.
Things People Ask
What are the pocket dimensions on this apron? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow access from either side without removing the garment. This specific sizing provides ample space for holding pens or small tools while keeping the center panel clear for the design. How does the ink hold up during laundering? The printed design remains intact because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric softens after two or three washes rather than degrading the print surface. This sturdy material ensures the white lettering and blue x-ray squares stay vibrant through repeated cleaning cycles in a busy clinical environment. Does this apron feature standard construction details? Yes, it includes two front pockets that are split in the middle, providing functional storage alongside the printed design. The stiff cotton canvas fabric requires initial washing to achieve a softer hand feel suitable for prolonged wear during long shifts.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Radiologist aprons
- Who is the primary audience for these designs?
- These aprons are crafted specifically for radiologists, radiologic technologists, and medical imaging students who enjoy incorporating industry-specific wit into their workplace attire. They suit professionals who want to express their dedication to diagnostic medicine with a touch of personality.
- What themes do the prints explore?
- The designs explore themes of atomic science, cardiac rhythms, and the humorous side of radiation safety. Each print references specific tools or concepts like X-ray machines and nuclear medicine, celebrating the technical expertise required in modern diagnostic imaging departments across hospitals and clinics.
- How should I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your specific subspecialty or favorite aspect of the job. Choose the nuclear theme for those interested in isotopes, or the heartbeat motif for cardiology-focused readers. Pick the playful radiation jokes if you prefer lighthearted humor over serious scientific references in your daily wear.
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