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Neat Bourbon Lover Apron Featuring I'M a NEAT GUY Text
Neat bourbon lover apron - Distressed white I'M A NEAT GUY text below an amber whiskey glass
US$19.95
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Neat Bourbon Lover Apron Featuring I'M a NEAT GUY Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
neat bourbon lover apron features the phrase I'M A NEAT GUY above an amber glass, using a pun on serving spirits without ice to signal dry humor. Wearing it adds a touch of personality to kitchen work, and friends who know your drink preferences will feel this was made for them.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
A short tumbler filled with amber liquid sits centered on the upper chest area of the garment. The glass is rendered with a speckled, distressed effect that matches the typography below it. Stacked white text reads I'M A NEAT GUY in two distinct rows beneath the vessel. The word neat here functions as a double entendre referring to both cleanliness and the preparation method for whiskey. This layout creates a cohesive image where the visual of the drink explains the joke in the lettering. The combination of the amber color and white font stands out clearly against the dark fabric background.
Where It Earns Its Keep
People who enjoy cooking or bartending while sipping straight spirits notice the pun immediately. This neat bourbon lover apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who refuses to add ice to their whiskey. Everyday situations like grilling, baking, or hosting a dinner party become more enjoyable when the wearer can express their specific drink preference through the design.
Good To Know
What is the width of the two front pockets? The two front pockets measure exactly 8 inches wide and 7 inches tall. They are split in the middle to create separate compartments that hold small items securely without bulging the center panel where the graphic prints.
How does the ink withstand washing cycles? The distressed white lettering is designed to remain visible through repeated laundering. The print technique ensures the text stays crisp and readable even after multiple washes, maintaining the intended weathered aesthetic rather than fading into an unreadable blur.
Why does this design specifically target those who drink without ice? The phrase I'M A NEAT GUY relies entirely on the definition of serving alcohol without water or ice. If you added ice to your drink, the statement would be factually incorrect, making this apron exclusively relevant to purists who drink their bourbon or whiskey straight.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Neat aprons
- Who is the primary audience for these aprons?
- This collection targets bartenders and home enthusiasts who prioritize precision and tidiness. It appeals to individuals who enjoy the ritual of pouring spirits without ice, valuing a clean workspace that reflects their organized approach to mixology and daily routines.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set features unique prints like the well bourbon apron with classic glassware art and the neat bourbon apron using minimalist text. You also get the straight neat apron with clean lines, the whiskey neat apron with bold lettering, and several variations focusing on cleanliness and traditional cocktail aesthetics.
- How should I choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your preferred level of detail. Choose the well bourbon apron for intricate glassware imagery or the neat cleaner apron if you favor simple, maintenance-focused themes. Those who appreciate historical cocktail references might prefer the well old fashioned aprons for their educational and decorative appeal.
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