Single Mom
Seeking Family Aprons Single Dad Seeking Bonus Mom 10 Oz
Seeking family aprons - Red and white text reading Single Dad Seeking Bonus Mom in stacked banners and boxes
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Seeking Family Aprons Single Dad Seeking Bonus Mom 10 Oz is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
seeking family aprons features the phrase SINGLE DAD SEEKING BONUS MOM across the chest. The design uses a red and white typography layout to announce a father's open heart. Wearing this puts a clear message about his parenting goals on display, and single fathers looking for a partner feel seen by this honest declaration.
The Print, Up Close
A red ribbon-style banner holds the white words SINGLE DAD at the top of the panel. Below this, the word SEEKING sits between two curved red arrows pointing inward. The final line, BONUS MOM, appears inside a solid red rectangular box with grey lettering. These three sections are stacked vertically in a strict typography-only style without illustrations. The use of only red and white creates a high-contrast visual that reads clearly from a distance. This arrangement transforms a personal statement into a structured graphic emblem suitable for kitchen wear.
Made For This Crowd
Single fathers wearing this notice the straightforwardness of the message first. It acts as a conversation starter for anyone considering joining their household. Gifting this to a friend marks a significant moment in his dating life or new relationship. He wears it while cooking dinner or organizing the kitchen, signaling his availability to potential partners.
Before You Add To Cart
What is the size of the pockets on this apron? The pockets measure exactly 8 x 7 inches each. They are positioned on the lower half of the apron and are split in the middle to allow for movement while maintaining storage space for utensils.
How does the ink hold up when washing this cotton canvas item? The design is printed directly onto the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. The sturdy weave supports the ink application, ensuring the red and white graphics remain intact through repeated laundering without fading or peeling.
Does this design imply a specific marital status or just a desire for partnership? It specifically targets a single dad seeking a bonus mom rather than a general marriage proposal. The text defines the current family structure and the precise role he hopes to fill next.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Single Mom aprons
- Who is the ideal wearer for these bold, humorous designs?
- These aprons suit single parents who use humor as a coping mechanism and want to express their independence. They are made for those who prefer witty, sarcastic statements over traditional maternal imagery, making them ideal for casual home cooking or gifting to a friend who appreciates sarcasm.
- What themes dominate the design choices in this collection?
- The collection focuses on anti-traditional sentiments, using words like 'offensive' and 'rude' to reclaim power. Designs feature phrases that celebrate solo parenting strength, with some adding random humor like cranberry references to keep the mood light and unpredictable.
- How do I choose between the aggressive and quirky options?
- Choose the badass or offensive styles if you want to make a loud statement about your no-nonsense attitude. Pick the cranberry design if you prefer something more playful and less confrontational while still celebrating your single status with a unique, memorable flair.
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