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Vintage Field Track Apron Featuring Retro My Kid Throws
Vintage field track apron - Retro sunburst with grey thrower silhouette and text My Kid Throws Things
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Vintage Field Track Apron Featuring Retro My Kid Throws is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase MY KID THROWS THINGS appears on the front of a vintage field track apron, arching over and below a retro sunburst. The design features a grey silhouette of an athlete in mid-throw against bands of teal, yellow, orange, and red. This wholesome humor acknowledges the specific chaos of raising a track and field athlete. Wearing it signals that you understand the unique energy of your child's sport, and parents who have navigated the throwing events will feel seen.
Looking At The Front Panel
The artwork centers a grey silhouette of a person in a dynamic throwing pose against a stylized semi-circle sun composed of horizontal stripes. These bands transition from teal at the top through yellow and orange to red at the bottom, creating a classic retro sunset effect. Above the sun, the words MY KID arch in a distressed off-white font, while THROWS THINGS stacks in two lines beneath it. The lettering style mimics vintage screen printing with a weathered texture that complements the grainy finish of the colored background. This composition captures the essence of track and field throwing events without using specific equipment names, turning athletic intensity into a relatable family joke.
Who Gets The Joke
Parents and coaches involved in track and field recognize this immediately as celebrating the power of throwing athletes. It serves as a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone supporting a shot put, discus, or javelin competitor. The vintage field track apron becomes practical gear for game days or practice sessions where messy snacks are common. It bridges the gap between serious athletic dedication and the humorous reality of parenting a high-energy teen.
Answers Up Front
What are the pocket dimensions? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate movement while cooking or serving. This specific construction allows the wearer to reach deep into the storage space without the fabric bunching awkwardly against their legs during active use. How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The print uses durable pigment that withstands repeated washing because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric softens after 2-3 washes rather than cracking. This durability ensures the retro aesthetic remains intact even after frequent exposure to kitchen messes and laundry cycles. Why is this design specific to throwing sports? The central silhouette depicts a distinct rotational or glide posture characteristic of track and field throwing events, distinguishing it from general athletic wear. The raised arm and compact body shape specifically reference the mechanics of shot put or discus rather than a generic runner or jumper.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Put Mom aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These are ideal for track and field enthusiasts who want to show support for their family athletes. They also suit former competitors who miss the feeling of being on the field. Any parent who values physical fitness and outdoor activities will appreciate the thematic connection to sportsmanship and dedication.
- What designs are included?
- The collection features the shot throwing apron, the vintage field track apron, and the sport flamingo apron. You will also find the discus throwers apron and other themed pieces that celebrate various aspects of track and field competitions and training routines.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Select based on your favorite event or the child's primary sport. If they focus on throwing events, pick the shot or discus design. For a more general athletic vibe, the vintage track style works well. Consider whether you prefer realistic action shots or stylized graphics when making your final decision.
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