

40s Birthday Apron Featuring White 40's & Shorties
40s birthday apron - White 40's & shorties text in a single line serif font
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
40s Birthday Apron Featuring White 40's & Shorties is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A 40s birthday apron puts the exact phrase "40's & shorties" across the front panel in white, and the words read as a playful declaration that turning forty means keeping things casual and perhaps a little tipsy. Wearing it does this for the person by signaling they do not take the aging process too seriously, and friends at a milestone party will feel it was made specifically for someone who loves a good drink.
The Print, Up Close
The artwork consists solely of white typography printed in a single horizontal line across the center of the fabric. The letters feature a serif style with a slightly distressed or textured finish that gives them character without adding extra colors. There are no illustrations, icons, or background patterns surrounding the text, keeping the focus entirely on the lettering itself. This minimalist approach belongs to a genre of design where the joke is carried exclusively by the words chosen and their arrangement.
Made For This Crowd
This 40s birthday apron targets people celebrating a fortieth milestone who want to acknowledge the drinking culture often associated with such parties. It is an ideal gift for a birthday, Halloween, or Christmas when the recipient appreciates dry wit over loud graphics. The design works best in situations where the wearer wants to be functional in the kitchen but also make a subtle statement about their age and current mood.
Before You Add To Cart
Does this apron fit my waist size? Yes, the apron is designed to accommodate various body types with 42-inch waist ties on each side. These long ties are sufficient to wrap around the hips and tie securely in the front, providing a comfortable fit for a body width of 28 inches.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The white lettering is printed directly onto the fabric surface to ensure durability during cleaning. While specific washing instructions are not detailed here, the print is applied to withstand normal household laundering processes typical for kitchen apparel.
Does this design actually mean I am turning forty? The phrase "40's & shorties" links the decade of your forties with wearing shorts, implying you are old enough to be comfortable but still young enough to dress casually. It references the idea that reaching this age allows you to relax rules about formal wear and enjoy beverages, rather than marking a specific eightieth anniversary.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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