Pool
Addicted Billiards Apron Featuring I'm Not Addicted to Pool
Addicted billiards apron - Cartoon pool balls in a brown rack with two cues and white commitment relationship text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Addicted Billiards Apron Featuring I'm Not Addicted to Pool is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
addicted billiards apron features the phrase I'M NOT ADDICTED TO POOL WE ARE JUST IN A VERY COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP. The text surrounds a cartoon rack of pool balls and two cues to deliver a pun about table time. Wearing it signals that game nights take priority over other hobbies, and fellow enthusiasts recognize the joke immediately.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
White lettering dominates the upper and lower sections of the print, framing the central graphic. A brown triangular rack holds a cluster of pool balls colored in blue, red, yellow, and white. Two cues cross behind the rack to complete the classic billiards composition. This arrangement turns a simple declaration into a visual joke that resonates with anyone who has spent hours at the table.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Billiards players notice the specific terminology and imagery first. This addicted billiards apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, or anniversaries for the enthusiast in your life. It stays useful during weekend tournaments or evening games when the wearer needs protection while celebrating their pastime.
Good To Know
What are the measurements for the body size and waist ties on this addicted billiards apron? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide adequate coverage. Waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring they can be tied securely in front regardless of the wearer's build. How does the ink durability hold up against frequent washing in this design? The printed graphics remain intact after laundering because the ink bonds deeply with the fabric surface. This ensures the white text and colorful ball illustrations do not fade or peel during regular cleaning cycles. Does the layout of the text and illustration differ from standard humorous aprons? Yes, the text is split into two separate blocks positioned above and below the central illustration. This specific arrangement creates a balanced frame around the pool balls rather than placing the slogan in a single line.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Pool aprons
- Who is the best target audience for these designs?
- These aprons are ideal for serious billiards players, league members, and casual enthusiasts who want to express their passion for the game during social gatherings or practice sessions.
- What specific pool themes are included?
- The collection features motifs such as billiard balls, cues, American flags, and action shots of hitting the ball, catering to various aspects of the sport's visual culture.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your personal preference for symbols like the flag or the cue. Consider whether you prefer static imagery of equipment or dynamic scenes of play to match your style.
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