

Ago Cat Apron Featuring I Was Normal Three Cats Ago Text
Ago cat apron - Three cartoon cats in orange grey and black above white text I Was Normal Three Cats Ago
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Ago Cat Apron Featuring I Was Normal Three Cats Ago Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
ago cat apron displays the phrase I WAS NORMAL, THREE CATS AGO below three cartoon cats. The text reads as a confession that owning felines changed your personality. Wearing it signals to other pet owners that you understand the chaos of a multi-cat household. This design was made specifically for people who count their sanity by the number of pets they own.
What The Print Says
The printed artwork features three distinct feline heads lined up horizontally in orange, grey, black, and white. Below them, the statement is stacked in two lines of white serif lettering. The illustration style uses simple cartoon shapes with expressive eyes and whiskers. Each cat possesses a different expression, from open-mouthed surprise to stoic judgment. This arrangement visually supports the joke about losing normality through cat ownership.
The Cook It Was Made For
This ago cat apron suits anyone managing a colony of house cats. It serves as a humorous gift for birthdays or holidays for fellow feline enthusiasts. You will wear this during messy cooking sessions when flour mixes with fur, acknowledging that your kitchen is now shared territory with three demanding roommates.
Ordering Questions
What is the size range of this apron? It fits most adults with a generous cut designed for comfort. The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various torso lengths and ensure the bib covers your chest properly without restricting movement.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The print remains durable because it is bonded directly to the fabric surface. You can wash it safely without worrying about the white lettering cracking or the cat colors fading after repeated cycles.
Does this design depict specific real-world breeds? No, the artwork uses generic cartoon representations rather than licensed characters. The three animals are stylized with simplified geometry and flat colors to represent any multi-cat household generally.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Was Normal aprons
- Who would enjoy this collection?
- Dog lovers who appreciate subtle humor and everyday scenarios will find these designs relatable. The collection suits anyone who values the company of their pets and enjoys wearing something that reflects their affection for animals without being overly loud or formal.
- What designs are included?
- You will find various dog-themed prints including a fault dragon, wiener dog, boxer, chihuahua, and labrador. Each design captures a specific breed or playful concept, offering variety for different tastes while maintaining a cohesive theme centered around canine companionship and daily life.
- How do I choose one?
- Consider your favorite breed or the specific vibe you want to express. If you prefer small dogs, look at the chihuahua options. For larger breeds, the boxer or labrador might suit you better. The fault dragon offers a unique twist for those wanting something slightly more fantastical yet grounded.
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