Math Class
Alway Dog Apron Featuring a Pug Wearing Glasses
Alway dog apron - Cartoon pug face with glasses and text about math class and division
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Alway Dog Apron Featuring a Pug Wearing Glasses is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
alway dog apron displays the phrase ALWAYS WEAR Glasses TO MATH CLASS They Help DIVISION across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun on long division. Wearing it signals appreciation for academic wordplay, and math teachers or students who enjoy educational humor feel this was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
A cartoon pug head sits centered on the panel, serving as the main focal point of the design. Stacked text appears directly above and below the animal's face to frame the illustration within the composition. The printed lettering spells out the specific phrase about glasses and math class using a dark, solid tone. The tan and black colors define the flat art style typical of modern vector graphics. This combination of character and typography creates a cohesive image dedicated to educational comedy.
Kitchens It Belongs In
Math teachers and science students notice the specific reference to arithmetic immediately when viewing this alway dog apron. It makes a perfect gift for someone majoring in engineering or preparing for advanced calculus exams. The design fits naturally in a kitchen where a student might be cooking while reviewing study materials.
What Buyers Ask
What are the pocket dimensions on this apron? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate different storage needs. This specific sizing provides ample space for holding towels or small tools while maintaining the structural integrity of the two front pockets during daily use. Does the ink withstand repeated washing cycles? The print remains durable through standard laundering because the ink bonds securely to the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. You can wash this item safely without worrying that the graphic will fade or crack after multiple uses in the laundry routine. Why does this design reference a specific mathematical operation? The humor relies entirely on the double meaning of the word division found in the printed text. Unlike other aprons, this piece specifically targets those who understand arithmetic puns rather than generic kitchen aesthetics.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Math Class aprons
- Who is the best audience for these math-themed aprons?
- These aprons are designed for mathematics teachers, tutors, and students who enjoy wearing their academic interests on their sleeves. They suit anyone who appreciates the elegance of geometry or the satisfaction of solving a difficult equation correctly in a casual setting.
- What specific designs can I expect to see in this set?
- You will encounter unique prints like the formula square apron and the class geek apron. These designs feature recognizable mathematical symbols, jokes about pi, and nods to calculus, ensuring that every wearer feels seen by their peers in the field.
- How do I choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your role and humor style. Choose the skill teacher apron if you want to highlight expertise, or pick the class funny graduation apron if you prefer lighthearted jokes. Consider whether you want subtle geometry or bold text statements.
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