

Alway Penguin Aprons - Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be a Penguin
Alway penguin aprons - Cartoon penguin with orange beak beside white text on black background
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Alway Penguin Aprons - Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be a Penguin is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
alway penguin aprons features the phrase 'ALWAYS BE YOURSELF UNLESS YOU CAN BE A PENGUIN THEN ALWAYS BE A PENGUIN' across the front. The text reads as a humorous instruction to embrace your inner bird. Wearing it signals a playful personality that values individuality with a dash of silliness. Penguin enthusiasts and fans of wholesome humor will feel this was designed specifically for them.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
A cartoon penguin stands positioned to the left of the central text block, displaying white feathers, black markings, and an orange beak. The main slogan appears in large, distressed white letters with thin orange outlines that add depth to the typography. The final line of text runs across the bottom in a smaller font size, anchoring the design visually. This arrangement belongs to the genre of novelty apparel that celebrates animal appreciation through simple, friendly graphics rather than complex imagery.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Penguin lovers notice the specific phrasing first, which transforms a standard self-help motto into a bird-centric joke. This alway penguin aprons serves as an ideal birthday gift for kids or fans of cute animals who enjoy exclusive novelty designs. Home cooks wear it in everyday situations where protecting clothing from spills matters alongside expressing a fun sense of identity.
Good To Know
Does the waist tie fit various body sizes? Yes, the waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing sufficient length to wrap around most waists and tie securely in front. This dimension ensures the apron stays in place during movement while accommodating different body shapes comfortably without slipping or feeling restrictive.
How does the ink hold up after repeated washing? The printed design uses durable ink that withstands standard laundering cycles without fading or cracking. The white and orange colors remain vibrant because the printing process bonds deeply with the fabric surface, ensuring the message stays legible even after multiple washes.
Why is the specific penguin illustration chosen over other animals? The penguin serves as the visual anchor for the pun in the text, making the joke immediately understandable. Unlike other birds, the penguin’s upright stance and distinct black-and-white coloring contrast sharply against the text, reinforcing the 'be yourself' message through its unique appearance.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Penguin aprons
- Who are these penguin aprons best suited for?
- They are made for home cooks who enjoy avian-themed humor and want to bring a cheerful, bird-inspired element to their kitchen attire during daily meal preparation.
- What types of penguin designs are included?
- The range features diverse illustrations including dabbing poses, birthday themes, and general bird motifs, offering variety for different tastes while maintaining a consistent black canvas base.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your favorite penguin activity or occasion theme, considering whether you prefer static animal portraits or dynamic action poses that reflect your personal sense of fun.
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