

Arborist Tree Apron Featuring a Chainsaw on a Stump
Arborist tree apron - Cartoon chainsaw on stump with text DON'T WORRY I HUGGED IT FIRST in white and orange
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Arborist Tree Apron Featuring a Chainsaw on a Stump is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
arborist tree apron displays the phrase DON'T WORRY, I HUGGED IT, FIRST across the chest. A cartoon chainsaw rests on a brown stump in white, orange, and brown. The text reads as sarcasm directed at environmental activists who oppose logging. Wearing it signals that the wearer understands industry humor and isn't afraid to make a point. Tree surgeons and lumberjacks who appreciate this specific type of workplace banter feel this was made for them.
Reading The Design
The arborist tree apron puts the bold, distressed white text DON'T WORRY, I HUGGED IT, FIRST across the upper and lower sections of the panel. An orange and black chainsaw sits horizontally atop a brown tree stump in the center, rendered in a simple cartoon style. The layout splits the sentence around the central image to frame the tool used in the trade. This combination of visual elements and written words creates a cohesive piece of workplace satire that belongs to the world of professional tree removal.
When People Wear It
Tree surgeons and arborists notice the chainsaw graphic and recognize the inside joke immediately. Gifting this arborist tree apron to a lumberjack acknowledges their specific profession and their unique sense of humor. They wear it during active work days or casual team meetups to signal camaraderie with coworkers who understand the reference.
Common Questions
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side to ensure a secure fit. This length is long enough to tie comfortably in front of the body, accommodating different torso sizes and allowing the wearer to fasten the apron over heavy work clothing without strain. How does the ink hold up against washing? The print remains durable through standard laundering because it is designed to withstand the rigors of industrial work. The colors stay distinct after repeated washes, ensuring the message remains readable even after exposure to dirt, grease, and moisture common in tree surgery environments. Why is this design specifically about arborists rather than general woodcutters? The specific phrasing targets arborists and tree surgeons who face criticism from environmental groups. The mention of hugging the tree references the cultural debate surrounding tree felling, making this relevant only to those in the modern forestry industry who deal with these specific stereotypes daily.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Worry aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- These aprons suit anyone who uses humor to cope with daily stress. They are made for parents, religious figures, or friends who enjoy light-hearted commentary on life's worries without taking things too seriously all the time.
- What themes are represented in this set?
- The set features characters like lions, foxes, and donuts alongside religious motifs. Each design captures a different aspect of worry, from paternal anxiety to spiritual contemplation, offering a variety of visual expressions for your personal style.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your profession or personality type. If you are a father, try the lion. For a more subtle approach, consider the minimalist outline. Those with faith might prefer the padre design, while animal lovers should look at the fox.
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