Zodiac Sign
Ary Zodiac Aprons Featuring Aries Facts Nutrition Label
Ary zodiac aprons - Aries Facts nutrition label text with ram illustration and zodiac wheel in yellow and white
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Ary Zodiac Aprons Featuring Aries Facts Nutrition Label is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
ary zodiac aprons puts the phrase ARIES FACTS across the front panel in bold yellow and white typography. The text reads as a parody nutrition label listing personality traits with specific percentages, meaning the wearer is defined by their astrological intensity. Wearing it displays a confident, slightly rebellious attitude, and this design was created specifically for people who embrace their stubborn and loyal nature.
The Artwork Explained
The design centers a golden ram silhouette inside a segmented zodiac wheel ring set against a neutral background. White text columns flank the center graphic, listing attributes such as 'intelligent' at 90% and 'savage' at 100%. The header states 'SERVINGS PER CONTAINER: 1 AWESOME ZODIAC SIGN' to reinforce the food label aesthetic. This visual structure organizes the chaotic energy of the sign into a neat, readable chart.
Kitchens It Belongs In
Home cooks who identify with the Aries sign notice the humorous breakdown of their personality first. This ary zodiac aprons makes a perfect gift for anyone born between March and April. It fits naturally into everyday cooking sessions where problem-solving skills and a tell-it-like-it-is demeanor are essential.
What Buyers Ask
What are the dimensions of the apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for the torso. Each waist tie is 42 inches long, ensuring there is enough fabric to secure a tight knot in front regardless of the wearer's build.
Does the ink withstand washing? Yes, the white and yellow lettering is designed to remain durable through standard laundering cycles. The print maintains its legibility and contrast after repeated washes without fading or peeling from the fabric surface.
Which specific trait is listed at the highest percentage? The design lists 'DANGEROUS WHEN PROVOKED' at 1000%, which is significantly higher than other attributes like 'loyal to a fault' at 125%. This highlights the extreme reaction associated with the sign compared to its more moderate positive qualities.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Zodiac Sign aprons
- Which design suits a Scorpio best?
- The scorpion zodiac apron directly references the symbol associated with this water sign, highlighting its intuitive and passionate nature. It appeals to those who identify with the intense, transformative energy characteristic of the eighth sign of the zodiac cycle.
- How do I choose for a Gemini?
- Select the gemini horoscope zodiac apron, which reflects the dualistic and communicative traits of this air sign. Its design captures the versatility and intellectual curiosity inherent to Geminis, making it ideal for those who enjoy social interaction and mental agility.
- What makes the Virgo option unique?
- The distressed virgo birthday apron combines earthy precision with a vintage aesthetic, appealing to those who value order and detail. This design offers a textured look that resonates with the analytical and practical spirit of Virgo, distinguishing it from more colorful options.
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