

Begin Retirement Apron Featuring Soon to Be Retired Text
Begin retirement apron - Retro text Soon To Be Retired with striped progress bar in beige yellow red teal blue
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Begin Retirement Apron Featuring Soon to Be Retired Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
begin retirement apron puts "SOON TO BE, Retired, THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS..." across the front panel, and the stacked text with a progress bar reads as a countdown to freedom. Wearing it signals that work hours are ending soon, and colleagues waiting for the final shift will feel this was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
The design centers on a vertical stack of text and graphics printed in a retro style. The top line displays "SOON TO BE" in blocky beige letters, sitting directly above a set of horizontal stripes colored in red, yellow, teal, and blue. Below these stripes, the word "Retired" appears in a flowing yellow script font with a distressed texture. Underneath the script, a rectangular progress bar sits filled with vertical segments of red, orange, yellow, teal, and blue, showing that the bar is only partially complete. The bottom line finishes the message with "THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS..." in smaller beige block letters. This combination of colors and typography creates a nostalgic look that emphasizes the passage of time without showing a finished state.
Kitchens It Belongs In
Professional cooks and home chefs who value wholesome humor about their career timeline will notice the playful countdown graphic first. This apron makes a thoughtful retirement gift for someone approaching their final day of employment. It gets worn in busy commercial or home kitchens to signal to coworkers that the end of the work week is imminent and celebrated.
What Buyers Ask
What is the neck strap length? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a proper fit. This range accommodates various body sizes and allows the wearer to tighten or loosen the fit around the neck for comfort during long shifts. How does the ink hold up to washing? The print remains durable because the ink bonds securely to the black fabric surface. Standard laundering cycles will not cause the beige, yellow, red, teal, or blue colors to fade or peel off the bib area. Does the progress bar show full completion? The progress bar indicates that the process is ongoing rather than finished because it is only partially filled with colored segments. This visual detail reinforces the message that the wearer is still active and working towards the goal of retirement.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Countdown aprons
- Who buys these countdown items?
- They suit hosts planning parties, students nearing graduation, or travelers anticipating vacations. Anyone wanting to visually track days left to an event finds value here.
- What designs are available?
- Options range from humorous cruise themes to religious advent calendars and academic milestones like senior year. Each design targets a specific life event with relevant imagery.
- How do I choose?
- Select based on the occasion. Match the theme to the recipient’s interests, whether they prefer funny cruise vibes, serious academic achievements, or festive holiday preparations.
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