

Berner Dog Apron Featuring a Jowls Parody
Berner dog apron - Red JOWLS text above a swimming Bernese Mountain Dog reaching for a floating burger
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Berner Dog Apron Featuring a Jowls Parody is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
berner dog apron displays the word JOWLS in bold red above a swimming dog. The print parodies a famous movie poster where a Bernese Mountain Dog dives underwater to steal a floating hamburger. This wholesome humor signals that you prioritize your pet's snacks over your own cooking. Owners of large dogs who appreciate pop culture references will feel this was crafted specifically for them.
What The Print Says
The visual composition places the title JOWLS across the top in thick red lettering against a textured white background. Below the text, a realistic hamburger floats on the surface of blue water. A Bernese Mountain Dog is submerged beneath the waves, looking upward with an open mouth and visible drool. The dog’s coat features distinct patches of brown, white, and black. The scene uses a realistic art style to depict the dog's intense focus on the burger. This layout transforms a simple food item into a high-stakes adventure for the pet.
The Cook It Was Made For
This berner dog apron appeals to owners of giant breeds who find joy in their dog's obsession with food. It serves as a humorous gift for a dog mom or dad celebrating a birthday or holiday. You wear it while preparing meals that might tempt the family pet, acknowledging the chaos they bring to the kitchen.
Ordering Questions
What are the dimensions of the storage pockets? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate tall utensils. This specific sizing ensures that spatulas and ladles fit securely without slipping out during active use in the kitchen. The split design adds vertical space necessary for holding long cooking tools comfortably. Does the ink withstand repeated laundering? The printed design remains durable through standard washing cycles because the ink bonds with the fabric fibers. The 10 oz cotton canvas material softens after two or three washes while maintaining the integrity of the artwork. The sturdy construction prevents the image from cracking or peeling over time. Is this design specific to a particular breed? Yes, the illustration depicts a Bernese Mountain Dog with characteristic tricolor markings. The reference relies on the specific look of this giant breed to complete the parody of the movie poster aesthetic. Only this specific breed matches the visual requirements of the Jowls homage.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Burger aprons
- Which design suits a fan of Tina?
- Look for the shot bobs burger apron or designs featuring her saxophone. These pieces highlight her quirky personality and musical interests, making them made for dedicated followers of her character arc.
- Are there pet-friendly options here?
- Yes, the drooling boxer dog apron includes canine imagery that complements the show's theme. It appeals to owners who enjoy blending their love for pets with their enthusiasm for the series.
- How do I choose the right print?
- Select based on your favorite character. The family bobs burger apron works for group appreciation, while individual character prints like Krusty or Bob suit specific preferences. Consider if you prefer bold humor or subtle references.
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