

Birdfeeder Bird Apron Featuring a Cartoon Sparrow
Birdfeeder bird apron - Cartoon bird standing below white text excuse me the squirrel ate all the birdseed
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Birdfeeder Bird Apron Featuring a Cartoon Sparrow is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The birdfeeder bird apron puts the phrase "EXCUSE ME... THE SQUIRREL ATE ALL THE BIRDSEED" across the front panel, and the words read as a polite but firm accusation from nature. The cartoon bird standing below delivers this complaint with wholesome humor, and wearing it signals to fellow gardeners that you understand the eternal war against rodents. Bird watchers who have watched their feeders emptied will feel this design was made specifically for them.
What You Are Looking At
Three lines of white, textured lettering are stacked at the top of the panel, reading exactly "EXCUSE ME... THE SQUIRREL ATE ALL THE BIRDSEED". Below this text stands a cartoon bird rendered in shades of grey and brown with a small orange beak. The illustration style is clean and simple, depicting the bird facing forward with visible claws. This layout places the blame directly above the accuser, creating a cohesive picture of avian grievance rather than separate elements. The colors match the natural plumage of the subject while ensuring the white text remains highly legible against the background.
The Right Person For It
Bird watchers notice the specific wording about the squirrel first, as it describes a shared experience in the backyard. This birdfeeder bird apron serves as a funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys watching birds in nature. It gets worn during garden maintenance or while filling feeders to signal solidarity with the local wildlife. The design transforms a common annoyance into a lighthearted statement suitable for outdoor hobbies.
Details Worth Asking About
Does this apron have pockets for holding gardening tools? Yes, it features two front pockets that measure 8 x 7 inches each and are split in the middle. This construction allows the wearer to access items easily while keeping hands free, providing practical storage alongside the decorative print.
How should I wash the printed design to keep it intact? Machine washing in cold water on a gentle cycle is recommended to preserve the ink quality. Turning the garment inside out before laundering protects the white lettering and cartoon bird from friction, ensuring the design remains vibrant through multiple washes.
Is the bird in the illustration actually complaining about the squirrel? The visual evidence shows the bird standing calmly below the text without an angry expression, suggesting a tone of polite notification rather than aggression. The humorous effect comes from attributing human speech to a passive animal observing the theft, making the design wholesome rather than confrontational.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Bird Watching aprons
- Who is the primary audience for these aprons?
- These aprons are designed specifically for avid bird watchers and ornithology hobbyists. They suit individuals who enjoy spending time outdoors identifying various species. The designs appeal to those who appreciate detailed artistic representations of local wildlife and their natural habitats.
- What types of bird designs are included?
- The collection features prints like the branch bird and tit bird aprons. You will also find the watcher bird and nerd bird options. Each design shows different aspects of birding, from perched subjects to observational scenes, catering to varied tastes within the community.
- How should I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your favorite bird species or activity. If you love garden visitors, consider the tit bird apron. For general field work, the branch bird option works well. Choose the one that best reflects your personal style and typical viewing environments for maximum satisfaction.
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