Cruiser
Blame Cruiser Girl Apron Featuring Blame It
Blame cruiser girl apron - Blame It On The Drink Package text above three layered cocktails in green, orange, and purple
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Blame Cruiser Girl Apron Featuring Blame It is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
blame cruiser girl apron puts the phrase BLAME IT on the DRINK PACKAGE across the front panel, and the words read as a sarcastic excuse for overindulgence during a vacation. Wearing it signals that you are ready to enjoy unlimited beverages without judgment, and cruisers or party-goers who appreciate dry humor feel this was made specifically for their next trip.
What You Are Looking At
The artwork features four lines of white, distressed typography stacked vertically above a row of three colorful cocktails. The lettering uses a bold, stenciled style for the main words and a cursive script for the middle phrase. Below the text, the first cocktail is a martini glass with green, yellow, and red layers topped with an olive. The second is a short tumbler filled with orange liquid and a citrus slice. The third is a tall glass containing purple, red, and orange layers with ice and a straw. This layout combines typographic humor with vibrant drink illustrations to create a cohesive cruise-ship aesthetic.
The Right Person For It
This blame cruiser girl apron appeals to travelers who view their vacation as an excuse for relaxation. It serves as a humorous gift for bachelor or bachelorette parties where alcohol consumption is expected. The design fits perfectly into the casual, celebratory atmosphere of a cruise ship bar or poolside gathering.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the dimensions of the storage pockets? Each pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate bulkier items like phones or napkins while cooking or serving drinks. This specific structural detail allows the user to carry essentials securely without the bag bulging excessively against the waist.
How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The printed design remains intact through standard washing cycles because the ink bonds securely with the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric used for the body. This durable material choice ensures the white lettering and colorful drink graphics do not fade or peel after repeated laundering.
Does this design reference specific cruise line branding? No, the artwork uses generic colorful cocktail illustrations and universal typography rather than any specific ship logo or licensed travel brand imagery. The visual elements focus solely on the concept of mixed drinks and the pun, keeping the design accessible to all types of cruisers regardless of their specific itinerary.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Cruiser aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for motorcycle enthusiasts who enjoy cruising, particularly those who identify with the biker subculture. It suits both casual riders and dedicated members of riding clubs who value apparel that reflects their passion for open-road travel and community bonding through shared hobbies.
- What themes are featured in these aprons?
- The themes range from travel anticipation with countdown graphics to mythological references like Valkyries. Other designs focus on friendship within riding groups, custom bike culture represented by lowriders, and nostalgic pop culture nods such as Robocop, offering a diverse mix of interests for different types of riders.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your personal riding style or favorite aspect of motorcycle culture. If you love planning trips, choose the countdown theme. For those who prefer strong imagery, the Valkyrie option works well. Consider whether you want to highlight friendship, custom bikes, or retro movie references when picking your favorite.
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