Bibliophile
Bookish Dragon Apron Featuring a Purple Dragon Curled Around
Bookish dragon apron - Purple dragon curled around glowing book with white text I'M A BOOK DRAGON NOT A BOOKWORM
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Bookish Dragon Apron Featuring a Purple Dragon Curled Around is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
bookish dragon apron features the phrase I'M A BOOK DRAGON NOT A BOOKWORM below a purple dragon curled around an open book. The pun clarifies that the wearer prefers mythical beasts over tiny insects. Wearing it signals fierce literary passion to fellow fantasy fans, and readers who identify with dragons feel this was made specifically for them.
What The Print Says
The printed illustration shows a purple dragon with red and yellow accents curled in a circle around a glowing book. White text stacked in four lines below reads I'M A BOOK DRAGON NOT A BOOKWORM. The cartoon style uses a yellow glow behind the pages to suggest magical power. This layout combines the mythical creature with a specific pun about reading habits, creating a unified visual joke.
The Cook It Was Made For
This bookish dragon apron suits cooks who love fantasy literature and dragons. It serves as a humorous gift for bibliophiles who identify with mythical creatures rather than garden pests. The design works well in kitchens where reading and cooking intersect, protecting clothes while showcasing a specific literary interest.
Ordering Questions
What are the dimensions of this apron? It measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for the torso. The waist ties are 42 inches on each side, ensuring a secure fit for various body sizes without slipping during active use. These measurements guarantee the garment stays in place while cooking.
How does the ink hold up against washing? The print is designed to withstand repeated laundering while maintaining the vibrancy of the purple, red, and yellow colors. The white lettering remains distinct and legible even after multiple wash cycles, preserving the pun's clarity. This durability ensures the message stays readable through daily wear.
Why does this design reference a dragon instead of a worm? The artwork explicitly depicts a curled dragon holding a book to visualize the specific pun. This distinguishes the wearer from actual bookworms, celebrating a preference for fantasy and mythical reading companions over common garden insects. The visual choice reinforces the textual joke effectively.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Bibliophile aprons
- Who makes these designs ideal?
- These designs are made for librarians, English teachers, and anyone who spends their weekends browsing bookstore aisles. They suit people who identify strongly with their reading lists and enjoy wearing their literary passions openly during daily activities or coffee shop visits.
- What themes do the prints cover?
- The prints cover themes of teaching authority, reading addiction, and nerdy enthusiasm. Designs reference common reading experiences like getting lost in a story or identifying as a bookworm. Each print captures a specific aspect of the literary world that resonates with dedicated fans of fiction and nonfiction alike.
- How should I choose one?
- Choose based on your primary role or personality trait within the literary community. Select the teacher variant if you instruct others about books. Pick the nerd or worm design if you prefer self-deprecating humor about your hoarding tendencies. Match the print to how loudly you want to announce your love for stories.
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