Botanist
Botanist Plant Apron: It's Not Hoarding If It's Plants
Botanist plant apron - Green and coral potted plants framing text It's Not Hoarding If It's Plants
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Botanist Plant Apron: It's Not Hoarding If It's Plants is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase "IT'S NOT HOARDING, IF IT'S PLANTS" puts the printed slogan across the front panel, and the text reads as a witty justification for accumulating houseplants. Wearing it validates the wearer's collection habit, and a closing clause naming the specific people it was made for highlights that houseplant enthusiasts and gardeners feel understood by this declaration.
The Artwork Explained
Two lines of text in coral and green sit centered on the grey background of the apron. An upper cluster of potted plants forms an arch over the words, while a lower group mirrors the shape beneath the slogan. The cartoon-style illustration includes various succulents and cacti in white, coral, and green pots. This composition visually defines the specific subject matter that the text claims is acceptable hoarding.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This design fits best in spaces dedicated to growing and caring for vegetation. A gardener wears this botanist plant apron while handling soil or moving heavy pots. It acts as a shield against mess while communicating a shared joke with others who appreciate the dedication required to maintain a large indoor collection.
What Buyers Ask
What are the dimensions of the storage space? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 x 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow easy access to tools without removing the apron during work.
Will the design survive regular cleaning routines? The printed graphics remain intact because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric softens after 2-3 washes, ensuring the colorful text and plant illustrations do not crack or fade with use.
Is the material suitable for heavy-duty gardening tasks? The 10 oz cotton canvas provides a stiff surface that resists stains and tears, offering genuine protection against dirt and moisture rather than serving only as a decorative cover.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Botanist aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these botanical prints?
- These aprons suit professional botanists, hobbyist gardeners, and anyone who enjoys indoor houseplant care. They make excellent gifts for colleagues in agriculture departments or friends who frequently visit local nurseries. The designs resonate with people who value nature-inspired aesthetics during daily chores.
- What themes are featured in this specific set?
- The collection highlights various aspects of plant life, including wilting flowers, leaf anatomy, and floral patterns. Designs range from scientific illustrations to playful interpretations of growth cycles. Each print focuses on different species and botanical concepts relevant to modern gardening practices.
- How do I choose the right design for my style?
- Consider whether you prefer realistic botanical drawings or playful, abstract representations of plants. If you enjoy humor, look for designs depicting struggling flora. For a more serious tone, select prints that emphasize detailed leaf structures or specific flower types like roses or wildflowers.
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