

Bourbon E.a Apron - Funny Whiskey Pun Design
Bourbon e.a apron - White text reading Bourbon e-coli pun next to realistic amber bourbon glass on grey background
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Bourbon E.a Apron - Funny Whiskey Pun Design is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
bourbon e.a apron features the phrase 'Bourbon has never been recalled for e-coli. Suck it lettuce.' This pun contrasts safe spirits with risky produce. Wearing it signals you prefer a glass of whiskey over a salad bowl, and anyone who knows that amber liquid is safer than greens will appreciate the joke.
The Print, Up Close
The print displays white text split into two blocks on the left against a grey background. A realistic glass of bourbon sits to the right, filled with amber liquid and ice cubes. The lettering reads 'Bourbon has never been recalled for e-coli.' above 'Suck it lettuce.' The design uses only white, amber, and grey tones to create a clean, modern look centered on the classic rocks glass.
Made For This Crowd
This bourbon e.a apron appeals to home cooks who enjoy a drink while preparing meals. It serves as a humorous gift for dads or grandfathers who love whiskey. The design fits perfectly in casual kitchen environments where the wearer wants to express their preference for barrel-aged spirits over raw vegetables.
Before You Add To Cart
Does this apron fit different body types? Yes, the waist ties are 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in front. This generous width accommodates various torso sizes comfortably, ensuring the apron stays in place without digging in or feeling restrictive during use.
Can I wash this apron without ruining the ink? The printed design holds up through standard washing cycles because the ink bonds permanently to the fabric. You can machine wash it cold and tumble dry low to maintain the crispness of the white lettering and the clarity of the amber glass illustration.
Is the bourbon glass image just a decoration? The glass contains actual ice cubes rendered in a realistic style, not a flat graphic. This detail emphasizes the authenticity of the spirit compared to the 'lettuce' mentioned in the text, reinforcing the pun by showing the tangible product that remains unrecallable.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Whiskey aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- These aprons are made for home bartenders, professional mixologists, and casual drinkers who enjoy sharing a laugh over a glass of bourbon. They suit anyone who wants to express their love for whiskey through distinctive, themed artwork on durable canvas.
- What themes are featured in this set?
- The collection includes designs ranging from holiday-specific motifs like Christmas drinking to personality-driven prints such as the whiskey jump dad apron. You will also find niche references appealing to LGBTQ+ pride and general wit about the desire for another drink.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your personal interests or the occasion. If you love family traditions, pick the dad-themed option. For seasonal parties, choose the Christmas print. Those who appreciate clever wordplay might prefer the save want drink apron for its universal appeal.
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