Skip to content

Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Bourbon novelty apron - Stacked white text above a centered glass of bourbon with orange liquid and ice cubes — shown on a black cotton canvas apron against a white background
About Too

Bourbon Novelty Apron Featuring I Wonder If Bourbon Thinks

Bourbon novelty apron - Stacked white text above a centered glass of bourbon with orange liquid and ice cubes

US$19.95

Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.

1
US$19.95

Delivery to United States

Arrives

Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.

Returns

Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.

Printed to order

Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.

Bourbon Novelty Apron Featuring I Wonder If Bourbon Thinks is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.

The phrase "I WONDER IF BOURBON THINKS ABOUT ME TOO" puts the printed words across the front panel, and the text reads as a wholesome joke about a glass of bourbon having feelings for its owner. Wearing it displays a playful love for whiskey without taking cooking seriously, and bar regulars and gift buyers looking for dad appreciation find this design specifically tailored to them.

Inside The Artwork

White typography stacks in three lines directly above a centered glass of bourbon containing ice on this bourbon novelty apron. The lettering uses only white color while the liquid inside the glass provides the single accent of orange. This typography-only layout places the message as the primary focal point before the eye travels down to the drink illustration. The style belongs to the category of wholesome humor that suggests a mutual connection between the drinker and their spirit. The combination of stacked text and the singular glass creates a balanced composition that relies entirely on the contrast between the bright letters and the amber contents.

Who It Speaks To

Whiskey drinkers and bar enthusiasts notice the specific phrasing that implies the drink loves them back. A bourbon novelty apron makes a great surprise for fathers day, birthdays, or any occasion involving friends who love trivia and hanging out. The design fits perfectly into everyday situations like kitchen cooking, bar crawls, or casual parties where the wearer wants to express their passion for old fashioned drinks with a smile.

Quick Answers

What are the measurements for the waist ties and body size? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage for the torso. Waist ties extend 42 inches on each side to ensure they are long enough to tie comfortably in front. These dimensions accommodate various body types while keeping the graphic centered properly on the wearer.

How durable is the ink when washed regularly? The printed design holds up through standard washing cycles because the ink is integrated into the fabric surface rather than sitting as a thick layer on top. The white lettering and colored glass details remain distinct even after repeated cleaning. This durability ensures the wholesome message stays visible throughout the garment's lifespan without fading or peeling.

Does the artwork show a specific type of glass or drink? The illustration depicts a short tumbler glass filled with amber liquid and ice cubes, which is characteristic of an old fashioned or straight bourbon on the rocks. There is no stem or flute shape present, confirming the vessel is designed for strong spirits served over ice. This specific glassware choice reinforces the target audience of serious whiskey drinkers who prefer this serving method.

Questions about About Too aprons

Who is this collection best suited for?
This collection is ideal for home cooks and bakers who enjoy adding humor to their kitchen attire. It suits individuals who appreciate playful designs related to food and daily life. If you love laughing while preparing meals, these aprons are made for you. They also make great gifts for friends who have a sense of humor about cooking and eating.
What themes are featured in this collection?
The collection features themes centered around popular foods and humorous situations. You will find designs inspired by pizza, ice cream, and chicken dishes. These prints celebrate the joy of cooking and eating. The artwork captures the essence of comfort food in a playful way. Each apron reflects a specific kitchen delight or funny moment related to meal preparation.
How do I choose the right design?
Choose a design based on your favorite food or hobby. If you love pizza, pick the wonder pizza apron or the dough pizza apron. For ice cream enthusiasts, the wonder ice cream apron is a great choice. Consider what brings you joy in the kitchen. Selecting a design that resonates with your personal taste ensures you wear it with pride and amusement every time.

You might also like

More about too