Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
Brazilian Mma Apron Featuring Choking Others Makes Me Smile
Brazilian mma apron - White distressed smiley face with arched text reading Choking Others Makes Me Smile
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Brazilian Mma Apron Featuring Choking Others Makes Me Smile is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
brazilian mma apron puts the printed words CHOKING OTHERS, MAKES ME, SMILE across the front panel, and the text reads as a sarcastic celebration of submission holds rather than genuine joy. Wearing it signals a sense of humor about the sport, and fellow grapplers and coaches feel it was made specifically for them to wear during kitchen chores.
The Print, Up Close
The artwork features a white distressed smiley face centered on the panel with an angry expression defined by slanted eyes. The phrase CHOKING OTHERS arches over the top of the circle in capital letters, while MAKES ME SMILE stacks in two lines directly below the graphic. Every element shares a uniform white tone that creates a weathered aesthetic suitable for the martial arts context. The layout places the text above and below the icon to frame the central image clearly. This combination of typography and illustration forms a cohesive statement piece for the kitchen.
Made For This Crowd
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and MMA practitioners notice the specific reference to choking techniques immediately. A brazilian mma apron makes a cool gift for guys, ladies, and children who want to show pride in their hobby. Everyday situations like preparing family meals or feeding pets become opportunities to display this unique athletic identity.
Before You Add To Cart
Does this apron have storage for tools? Yes, it has two front pockets that are 8 by 7 inches each and split in the middle to allow easy access. This generous sizing accommodates spatulas, tongs, or cleaning cloths securely while you cook.
Can I wash this apron safely? The 10 oz cotton canvas material is durable enough for laundering and actually improves with use because it is stiff at first but softens after 2-3 washes. The white ink withstands standard washing cycles without fading or peeling away from the fabric.
Is this design exclusive to grappling sports? Absolutely, the phrase CHOKING OTHERS, MAKES ME, SMILE specifically references submission holds found in BJJ and MMA. No other sport uses this terminology, making the humor distinct to cage fighters and judo enthusiasts.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Brazilian Jiu Jitsu aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these specific prints?
- These prints are tailored for Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioners who appreciate subtle nods to their sport during off-mat hours. Whether you train at a local academy or compete nationally, these designs reflect the community spirit and technical dedication inherent to the art of grappling.
- What themes are represented in the available artwork?
- The artwork covers key aspects of BJJ culture, including the physical closeness of grappling seen in the hug design, motivational quotes for rolling sessions, and patriotic symbols for those representing their country. Each piece captures a distinct emotional or practical facet of the training experience.
- How do I choose the right design from this set?
- Select based on your personal connection to the mat. Choose the quote-based style if you enjoy mental focus, or the flag design if you represent a specific nation in competition. The playful options suit those who value camaraderie and humor within their training environment.
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