
Funny General Novelty Apron
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Breaking food aprons - Red yellow and white stacked text reading Breaking News I'm Really Hungry
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Breaking Food Aprons - Breaking Food Apron Featuring Bold Red is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
breaking food apron features the phrase BREAKING NEWS I'M REALLY HUNGRY across the front panel, and the stacked white text reads as a wholesome declaration of appetite. Wearing it signals that cooking is a priority, and home chefs who love to eat know this design was made for them.
A horizontal split banner in red and yellow anchors the top line of the print, containing the words BREAKING NEWS in contrasting white and black type. Below this header, the phrase I'M REALLY HUNGRY appears in large, slanted white capital letters arranged in two stacked rows. The entire composition relies on typography-only elements, avoiding any illustrations or decorative borders to maintain a clean, modern look. The strict palette of red, yellow, and white creates a high-contrast visual that mimics urgent broadcast graphics. This arrangement belongs to the niche of novelty kitchen wear where the message carries all the weight. The three-line vertical stack ensures the statement is legible from a distance while standing at a counter.
This breaking food apron fits anyone who treats meal prep with urgency or enjoys giving a practical gag gift to the person who never stops eating. It works especially well for teenage boys, growing kids, or hardworking dads who need constant fuel during long cooking sessions. The design speaks directly to food lovers who want to express their appetite while keeping their clothes safe from kitchen spills.
What are the dimensions of the apron body? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for the torso and upper legs. This specific width ensures the full three-line graphic remains centered and visible without stretching or distortion when the wearer stands at the stove or prep table. How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed letters maintain their sharp edges and vibrant red and yellow colors through multiple washes because the design relies on solid blocks of type rather than fine gradients. The typography-only approach prevents fading in detailed areas, keeping the message readable even after frequent use in a busy kitchen environment. Does this design include any hidden symbols or logos? No, the artwork consists entirely of the printed words and colored geometric bars with no brand marks or decorative icons. The humor comes solely from the juxtaposition of the news headline format with a simple statement about appetite, making it distinct from aprons that feature character illustrations or complex patterns.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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