Brewing
Brewing Skull Apron Featuring Hearsay Brewing Co. Retro
Brewing skull apron - Skull in red bandana between two beer mugs with red wings and brewing company text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Brewing Skull Apron Featuring Hearsay Brewing Co. Retro is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
brewing skull apron displays the phrase That's HEARSAY BREWING CO. alongside a central graphic of a skull wearing a bandana between two beer mugs and red wings. The text reads Home of the Mega Pint and Isn't Happy Hour Anytime to deliver a pun about endless drinking. Wearing it signals that you never clock out from enjoying a drink, and homebrewers or bar staff who treat every evening as happy hour feel this was made for them.
The Print, Up Close
A skull in a red bandana sits centered between two white beer mugs flanked by two red wings in this retro-style layout. Black and silver lettering stacks above and below the graphic, reading That's HEARSAY BREWING CO. and Home of the Mega Pint. The bottom line asks Isn't Happy Hour Anytime? in script to complete the joke. These elements combine into a cohesive parody logo rather than a collection of separate icons.
Made For This Crowd
This brewing skull apron appeals to homebrewers and bartenders who notice the satirical take on pub culture first. It serves as a humorous gift for someone who believes they are always ready for a drink. The design fits everyday wear during casual gatherings or brewery visits where sarcastic humor is appreciated.
Before You Add To Cart
Does the apron fit different body types? Yes, the waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in front regardless of size. The main panel spans 28 inches wide and stands 34 inches long to offer substantial coverage for various torso lengths. Will the ink survive repeated washing? The printed design holds up through standard laundering because the ink is fused directly into the fabric surface. This durability ensures the red wings and stacked text remain vibrant and legible after many wash cycles without fading or peeling. Is the text referencing a specific real brewery? No, the name Hearsay Brewing Co. is a fictional entity created for the pun on the word hearsay. The design uses this made-up brand to deliver a sarcastic message about wanting a mega pint rather than promoting an actual commercial product.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Brewing aprons
- Who will enjoy this brewing themed apron set?
- Home brewers and hobbyists who love making beer at home will find these designs resonate with their passion. The themes cater to both casual makers and serious enthusiasts who take pride in their fermentation process.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set includes the craft beer brewing apron, the beergineer design, and the brewmaster style. Each option highlights different aspects of the brewing journey from ingredient selection to final pour.
- How do I choose the right design for me?
- Select the craft beer brewing apron if you love the fermentation process. Choose the beergineer version for a technical look or the brewmaster style if you want to honor your expertise in creating quality ales.
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