Rib
Broken Ribs Apron Featuring Retro Skeleton Art
Broken ribs apron - Grey silhouette with white rib cage inside striped hexagon and text I DO MY OWN STUNTS
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Broken Ribs Apron Featuring Retro Skeleton Art is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
broken ribs apron puts the phrase I DO MY OWN STUNTS across the front panel, and the words read as a sarcastic nod to accidental injuries rather than action movies. Wearing it allows someone recovering from a fall or sports mishap to acknowledge their pain with humor, and friends or family members dealing with a rib fracture feel this was designed specifically for their recovery journey.
What You Are Looking At
The artwork features a grey person silhouette centered inside a multi-colored striped hexagon composed of red, orange, yellow, teal, blue, and grey bands. A white rib cage is visible within the torso of the silhouette, highlighting the injury referenced by the text. The lettering appears in a distressed, retro style stacked directly below the geometric shape. This design uses visual sarcasm to turn a painful medical situation into a recognizable graphic statement about clumsy accidents.
The Right Person For It
This broken ribs apron suits anyone navigating a hospital stay or rehabilitation after a sports injury or awkward fall. It serves as a humorous gift for parents, siblings, or friends who are currently recovering at home. Wearing it during everyday chores transforms a frustrating period of immobility into an opportunity for lighthearted self-deprecation.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in front regardless of body size. This specific measurement ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably even when worn over bulky recovery clothing or sweaters without slipping loose. Does the ink withstand washing cycles? The print uses durable inks that hold up against standard laundering to preserve the retro aesthetic. You can clean the garment without worrying that the striped hexagon or the skeletal details will fade or crack, keeping the sarcastic message intact throughout your recovery. Is this design intended for professional stunt work? No, the phrase is purely sarcastic regarding accidental fractures. The visible rib cage on the silhouette confirms the print celebrates survival of a painful mishap rather than actual athletic performance, making it a unique conversation piece for patients.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Rib aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these rib-themed aprons?
- These aprons are made for radiologists, surgeons, nursing students, and anatomy educators who want to brings scientific wit to their workplace attire. They also suit Halloween party hosts who enjoy skeletal decor and dark humor.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The collection features unique prints such as the rib x ray apron, rib skeleton apron, cage halloween apron, radiology american flag apron, food halloween apron, halloween x ray apron, and skeleton rib halloween apron. Each design highlights different aspects of ribcage imagery.
- How do I choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your profession or event. Choose the radiology american flag apron for national holidays, the food halloween apron for kitchen parties, or the rib skeleton apron for general anatomical appreciation. Consider whether you prefer subtle x-ray styles or bold cage graphics.
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