Mastiff
Bullmastiff Dog Apron Featuring a Jowls Burger Pun
Bullmastiff dog apron - Mastiff head in teal water looking at a burger under red JOWLS text with distressed border
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Bullmastiff Dog Apron Featuring a Jowls Burger Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The bullmastiff dog apron puts the word JOWLS in bold red across the top panel, and the image below reads as a visual pun replacing the shark with a mastiff and a burger. Wearing it protects your clothes from kitchen messes, and dog owners who love giant breeds will feel this was made specifically for them.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
The design places the word JOWLS in thick red letters at the very top of the front panel. Beneath the text, a hamburger floats on the surface of teal water, while a realistic mastiff head remains submerged below the line, looking upward with an open mouth. The illustration utilizes brown, white, and teal tones to create depth in the water and fur details. A distressed white border encloses the entire scene, giving the print a worn, vintage appearance. This composition ties the textual pun directly to the visual of the drooling dog waiting for the treat.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Dog cooks and gardeners notice the clever reference to their specific breed type immediately. This bullmastiff dog apron makes a perfect gift for parents of English Mastiffs or Bullmastiffs who appreciate dark humor. It earns its keep in busy kitchens where grease is common or during outdoor projects where protecting a favorite shirt matters most.
Good To Know
What are the neck strap measurements for this bib apron? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a proper fit. This range accommodates various body sizes and allows you to tighten the apron securely around your neck before starting work.
How does the ink hold up after repeated washing cycles? The printed design is durable enough to withstand standard laundering without fading or cracking. The ink bonds with the black fabric to maintain the vivid red and teal colors through multiple washes.
Why is this design specific to large mastiff-type dogs rather than small breeds? The pun relies on the physical characteristics of giant breeds like Mastiffs that have prominent jowls and drool. Small dogs do not share these specific traits, making the visual joke relevant only to owners of large, heavy-set hounds.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Mastiff aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- Owners of large breeds like English Mastiffs or Cane Corsos who want to display pride in their specific dog type. It also suits general dog enthusiasts who appreciate the imposing stature and calm demeanor associated with giant breed dogs across various international styles.
- What specific breeds are represented here?
- The collection features distinct representations including the English Mastiff, Bullmastiff, Cane Corso, and general Italian dog motifs. Each design captures the essence of these powerful breeds, offering variety for those who own or simply admire these specific types of large, sturdy working dogs.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your specific breed ownership or aesthetic preference. If you own an English Mastiff, choose that motif. For fans of Italian breeds, the Cane Corso or general Italian dog prints offer smart alternatives that celebrate different regional breeding traditions and visual characteristics.
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