

Burger Dog Apron Featuring a Submerged Rottweiler Gazing
Burger dog apron - Red JOWLS text above a floating burger and submerged black and tan dog head
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Burger Dog Apron Featuring a Submerged Rottweiler Gazing is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The burger dog apron puts the word JOWLS in red at the top of the front panel, where a realistic dog head submerged below looks up at a floating hamburger. This parody of a classic shark movie title reads as a wholesome joke about canine greed for food. Wearing it displays affection for large breeds without taking themselves seriously, and owners of giant dogs feel this design was made specifically for their household.
Inside The Artwork
Bold red letters spelling JOWLS span the top edge of the white textured background, immediately establishing the playful tone of the piece. Below the text, a detailed hamburger rests on the water line, casting a slight reflection into the blue depths beneath. A black and tan dog head occupies the lower center, rendered in a realistic style with wet fur texture and an eager expression. The composition mimics a famous movie poster layout but replaces the shark with a hungry pet seeking a snack. This arrangement transforms a dramatic visual trope into a lighthearted tribute to big dogs and their love of fast food.
Who It Speaks To
Dog lovers and home cooks notice the specific breed portrayal first, recognizing the distinct black and tan coloring of a Rottweiler. This burger dog apron makes a perfect gift for anyone who owns a giant breed and finds humor in their pet's obsession with food. It gets worn during meal preparation to protect clothing while signaling pride in having a large, enthusiastic companion. The design appeals to people who want kitchen gear that reflects the reality of feeding a massive animal rather than generic pet imagery.
Quick Answers
What are the dimensions of the body and waist ties on this apron? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for taller individuals or those needing extra protection. Each side features a 42-inch waist tie, which is long enough to tie securely in the front regardless of torso size. These measurements ensure the apron stays in place during active cooking tasks without restricting movement. How does the ink handle washing and daily wear in the kitchen? The printed design uses durable ink that withstands regular laundering and exposure to kitchen environments. The colors remain vibrant through washes because the print adheres firmly to the fabric surface. Daily splatters and stains do not compromise the integrity of the image, keeping the JOWLS text and artwork clear over time. Why is this specific print a better choice for Rottweiler owners than generic pet aprons? This design focuses exclusively on the visual traits of a large breed rather than using generic dog illustrations. The submerged pose and specific coloration of black, blue, and tan create a recognizable character that only owners of giant dogs would fully appreciate. It celebrates the unique personality of big breeds without relying on common pet symbols found elsewhere.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Burger aprons
- Which design suits a fan of Tina?
- Look for the shot bobs burger apron or designs featuring her saxophone. These pieces highlight her quirky personality and musical interests, making them made for dedicated followers of her character arc.
- Are there pet-friendly options here?
- Yes, the drooling boxer dog apron includes canine imagery that complements the show's theme. It appeals to owners who enjoy blending their love for pets with their enthusiasm for the series.
- How do I choose the right print?
- Select based on your favorite character. The family bobs burger apron works for group appreciation, while individual character prints like Krusty or Bob suit specific preferences. Consider if you prefer bold humor or subtle references.
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