

But Funny Alien Apron Featuring a Retro UFO Abduction Scene
But funny alien apron - Retro UFO abduction with yellow and teal text I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS ALIENS over sunset
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
But Funny Alien Apron Featuring a Retro UFO Abduction Scene is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A but funny alien apron puts a retro UFO abduction scene across the front panel, and the text reads I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS ALIENS BUT IT WAS ALIENS to deliver a layer of sarcastic humor. Wearing it protects your clothing from spills while signaling your appreciation for extraterrestrial jokes, and space enthusiasts will feel this was made specifically for their sense of humor.
Reading The Design
The artwork centers on a classic flying saucer hovering above a stylized retro sunset composed of horizontal bands in yellow, orange, red, and teal. A beam of teal light extends downward from the craft to capture a small human silhouette, grounding the sci-fi subject matter. The phrase I'M NOT SAYING arches over the top of the sun in yellow block letters, while IT WAS ALIENS and BUT IT WAS ALIENS stack beneath the image in matching yellow and teal fonts. This layout combines vintage color grading with a denial narrative that looks like a poster from a 1970s B-movie. The visual arrangement ensures the joke lands clearly even when viewed from a distance in a busy kitchen.
When People Wear It
UFO lovers and sci-fi fans notice the specific abduction imagery and the ironic text immediately. This but funny alien apron serves as an ideal gift for birthdays, parties, or holidays for anyone who enjoys alien memes. It gets worn during casual cooking sessions or social gatherings where the wearer wants to start a conversation about extraterrestrial theories. The design turns a functional kitchen tool into a conversation piece that reflects a playful personality without being overly loud.
Common Questions
Does the waist tie fit various body sizes? Yes, the waist ties are 42 inches long on each side, allowing for a secure fit across different torso widths. This extra length ensures you can tie a firm knot in the front without the straps feeling restrictive or too short. The generous measurement accommodates various body shapes comfortably while keeping the apron stable during movement.
Will the retro ink withstand washing without fading? The print uses a distressed aesthetic that mimics vintage screen printing, so minor texture variations are part of the intended design rather than damage. Standard laundering cycles maintain the vibrancy of the yellow, orange, red, and teal colors without causing significant bleeding or peeling. The ink bonds permanently to the fabric to ensure the message remains readable through repeated washes.
Is this design unique to this specific product? The specific stacking of the text IT WAS ALIENS and BUT IT WAS ALIENS combined with the teal abduction beam creates a distinct visual identity. Unlike generic space aprons that only show stars or planets, this design integrates the narrative directly into the illustration. No other standard product combines this exact retro sunset palette with this specific sarcastic denial phrase.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Was aprons
- Who is the primary audience for these 2017 themed designs?
- This collection targets adults who grew up with or were active in pop culture during 2017. It suits those who appreciate nostalgia, dark humor, and specific references to films, books, and internet trends from that particular year.
- What types of themes are represented in this set?
- The designs cover a wide range including twisted fairy tales, military humor, fishing hobbies, and chaotic childhood memories. Each print focuses on a specific aspect of 2017 culture, ensuring variety within the nostalgic theme.
- How should I choose between the different available prints?
- Select based on your personal interests. If you prefer dark humor, look at the snow white variations. For hobby-based gifts, consider the fishing or bear designs. Choose the one that best reflects your own personality or the recipient's sense of humor.
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