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Butt Beaverton Apron Featuring I Am the Great Cornholio!
Butt beaverton apron - I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO text over character in red circle with yellow burst logo
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Butt Beaverton Apron Featuring I Am the Great Cornholio! is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!' arches over the top of a red circle containing the character Cornholio. This specific quote reads as the alter ego of Butt-Head, transforming an awkward teen into a confident wrestling persona. Wearing it puts the wearer in on the joke with a wholesome nod to 90s satire. Fans of the animated series and collectors of vintage comedy gear feel this was made specifically for them.
Inside The Artwork
White lettering forms an arch across the upper section of the design, spelling out the iconic catchphrase. A red circle frames the central figure, who wears a blue hooded garment while standing with hands raised. A yellow burst logo appears in the bottom right corner to anchor the composition. These elements combine to create a cohesive image of cartoon satire rather than just a collection of isolated graphics.
Who It Speaks To
Comedy fans notice the specific character choice and the nostalgic color palette immediately. Gifting this butt beaverton apron works well for birthdays or holidays involving someone who loves vintage cartoons. It gets worn in everyday kitchen situations to signal a sense of humor that appreciates wholesome adult satire.
Quick Answers
What are the dimensions of the body and straps? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage. This standard sizing ensures the print stays centered while offering enough surface area to protect clothing from spills during cooking tasks.
How does the ink hold up against washing? The printed design is durable enough to withstand regular laundering without fading or cracking. The colors remain vibrant through multiple wash cycles, maintaining the sharpness of the white text and yellow logo.
Does the design include the official logo? Yes, a yellow burst logo is clearly visible in the bottom right corner of the print. This detail identifies the source material and adds a pop of bright color to the overall red and blue composition.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Butt aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- These aprons are made for adults who enjoyed Beavis and Butt-Head during their youth. They also appeal to younger fans discovering the show today. Anyone who appreciates crude humor and 90s nostalgia will find these designs suitable for casual wear or gifting purposes.
- What themes are included in this set?
- The set includes designs featuring courtroom scenes, town references, and distressed aesthetics. You will find aprons highlighting specific character interactions and memorable quotes. Each piece focuses on different aspects of the animated series' visual style and comedic tone.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select a design based on your favorite episode or catchphrase. If you prefer legal humor, try the judge theme. For location-based jokes, choose the McLovin reference. Consider whether you want a clean print or a distressed look to match your personal style preference.
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