Stand Up
Butt Pastitsio Apron Featuring Cornholio Stand up Comedy
Butt pastitsio apron - Cartoon character on stage with I Am The Great Cornholio text and yellow logo
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Butt Pastitsio Apron Featuring Cornholio Stand up Comedy is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
butt pastitsio apron displays the printed words BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD, I AM THE GREAT CORNAOLIDIO! to signal a character claiming grandeur through sarcasm. Wearing it signals that you appreciate absurd humor in the kitchen, and fans of 90s animated satire will recognize this specific persona immediately.
The Artwork Explained
The design features a cartoon figure standing on a stage before a microphone against a grey brick wall background. A yellow logo sits in the top left corner while the main quote appears at the bottom in stylized lettering. The character wears a blue shirt and grey shorts with tan skin tones. This layout captures a stand-up comedy moment where the text reads as a sarcastic declaration of self-importance rather than a literal truth. The visual style uses simple lines and flat colors typical of the source animation.
Kitchens It Belongs In
Cooking enthusiasts who enjoy adult humor and vintage cartoons find this butt pastitsio apron perfect for their daily routine. It serves as a gift for someone celebrating a birthday or holiday who appreciates satirical comedy. The design fits best in casual home kitchens where cooking is treated as performance art rather than strict duty.
What Buyers Ask
What are the pocket dimensions? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow for easy access while maintaining structural support during heavy prep work. The split design prevents the pocket from sagging when holding multiple items, ensuring the fabric stays taut against the body even when fully loaded with tools or cleaning rags. Does the ink withstand washing? Yes, the print remains durable because the cotton canvas fabric stiffens initially but softens after two to three washes which helps lock the ink into the weave permanently. This curing process ensures the graphic does not crack or fade despite repeated exposure to water and detergent, keeping the slogan legible throughout the garment's lifespan. Is this an official licensed product? No, the design mimics the aesthetic of the original show using descriptive elements like the jagged logo shape and character pose without displaying any trademarked branding or official logos. The artwork relies on recognizable visual tropes and the specific quote text to convey the reference rather than relying on registered intellectual property marks.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Stand Up aprons
- Who will appreciate these themed aprons?
- These aprons suit comedians, teachers, and paddleboarders who want to display their professional identity or hobby interests. They are ideal for anyone seeking apparel that communicates their personal brand through visual storytelling and thematic design elements.
- What themes are included in this set?
- This set includes designs referencing stand-up comedy, teaching, science education, Greek cuisine, and water sports like paddleboarding. Each theme targets a distinct group of enthusiasts, offering variety within a cohesive category focused on active professions and leisure activities.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your primary role or favorite activity. Comedians might prefer the microphone design, while educators may choose the classroom theme. Paddleboarders should look for water-related graphics. Match the visual cue to your daily life for maximum resonance.
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