Capricorn
Capricorn Fact Birthday Apron - Yellow Nutrition Label Zodiac Design
Capricorn fact birthday apron - Yellow nutrition label style graphic listing Capricorn traits like savage and lie
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Capricorn Fact Birthday Apron - Yellow Nutrition Label Zodiac Design is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
capricorn fact birthday apron features a yellow nutrition label listing zodiac traits like savage and lie detecting. The joke frames personality as nutritional content, with dangerous when provoked at 2000%. Wearing it signals you understand astrological sarcasm, and December or January born Capricorns feel this was written specifically for them.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
A yellow typography-only design mimics a nutrition facts label with stacked text running vertically down the center. Behind the list of traits sits a large goat silhouette representing the Capricorn zodiac symbol. Specific percentages accompany each attribute, such as wild at times at 109% and lie detecting at 500%. The layout includes the header servings per container followed by 1 awesome zodiac sign. The humor relies on sarcasm to present serious character flaws as essential nutrients, tying the visual format directly to the personality description.
Days You Would Grab It
Astrology enthusiasts and home cooks notice the lie detecting stat first. This capricorn fact birthday apron makes an ideal present for someone celebrating a December or January milestone. It gets worn during weekend brunches or holiday dinners when the wearer wants to showcase their sign's reputation for being cool, calm, and collected while actually being dangerous when provoked.
Before Buying
What is the fit and waist measurement? The apron measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long. Each side has a 42-inch waist tie that is long enough to tie securely in front, ensuring a customizable fit for various body sizes without slipping during use.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The print remains durable through repeated laundering because the design uses a solid typography-only approach. The yellow text is integrated into the fabric surface rather than sitting on top, preventing cracking or peeling even after many wash cycles and heat exposure.
Why is this design unique to Capricorn? This specific product lists lie detecting at 500% and dangerous when provoked at 2000%. No other zodiac sign carries these exact metrics or the serving per container format, making it a distinct piece of astrological humor that cannot be found on generic kitchen wear.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Capricorn aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these zodiac-themed aprons?
- These aprons suit individuals born between December 22 and January 19 who takes in ambition and responsibility. They also appeal to friends of Capricorns who admire their steadfastness and professional drive. The designs work well for anyone who appreciates astrology as a guide for personality traits rather than just entertainment.
- What specific themes are included in this Capricorn collection?
- The collection includes designs focusing on leadership rules, birthday celebrations, and the iconic goat symbol. You will find references to December birthdays and the disciplined nature of the sign. Some pieces add humor to the serious reputation, ensuring there is something for both solemn admirers and those who enjoy playful interpretations of the zodiac.
- How should I choose the best design from this set?
- Select a design based on whether you prefer serious nods to authority or lighter takes on personality. Those who value tradition might choose the rule-focused options. If you want to highlight social charm, look for the birthday variations. Consider the wearer's preference for subtle symbols versus bold statements when making your final decision.
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