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Catnip Cat Apron Featuring a Grey Cat Mugshot
Catnip cat apron - Grey cat mugshot holding sign with height chart and catnip made me do it text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Catnip Cat Apron Featuring a Grey Cat Mugshot is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
catnip cat apron puts a grey cat centered in front of a height chart across the front panel, and the text on the black mugshot board reads MR. FURRYPANTS DISORDERLY CONDUCT BAD CATTITUDE which lands as an excuse for pet mischief. Wearing it lets you joke that your kitchen disasters are caused by feline intoxication, and cat owners recognize this specific brand of chaos immediately.
Every Detail On The Front
A grey cat stands before a white height chart marked with black lines ranging from zero to six feet six inches. The animal holds a black mugshot board displaying the number NO. 095909 and the charge CITY POLICE in white text. Below the photo, the phrase CATNIP MADE ME DO IT appears in bold white letters to finish the visual pun. This composition combines a realistic photo style with graphic lettering to create a mock police booking scene for a household pet.
Built For These Hands
Cat owners notice the specific charges listed on the board first, recognizing the familiar attitude of their own pets. This catnip cat apron makes a perfect gift for anyone who needs to blame their animal for spilled ingredients or knocked-over utensils. It gets worn in everyday situations where cooking meets pet ownership, turning potential frustration into a shared laugh about feline behavior.
Practical Questions
What are the dimensions of the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body sizes and ensure a secure fit while cooking. This range allows the apron to be tightened comfortably around the neck without slipping, providing stability during food preparation tasks.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The durable print survives regular laundering because the black bib apron fabric is designed to keep the white lettering sharp and the grey photo details intact through multiple washes. The high contrast between the black background and white text ensures readability remains clear even after repeated cleaning cycles.
Why is this specific design unique to cat lovers? Unlike generic kitchen wear, this product displays the exact phrase CATNIP MADE ME DO IT below a photo of a cat with a mugshot board to reference feline antics. The inclusion of specific fictional charges like bad cattitude distinguishes it from standard animal-themed apparel by focusing on a narrative of pet crime.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Made aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- It fits adults taking in their current life stage with humor. Those who enjoy referencing pop culture from the eighties and nineties will feel at home. The designs appeal to people who value comfort and personal expression over strict fashion rules.
- What themes are featured in these prints?
- Themes range from pet ownership to specific decades like the seventies and eighties. You will find references to classic characters, food jokes, and general midlife humor. Each design captures a distinct moment or feeling associated with growing older and enjoying life.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Pick based on your favorite era or hobby. If you love cats, select the catnip design. For music fans, the gradient eighties or funny shot nineties options work well. Consider which joke resonates most with your daily sense of humor when making your final choice.
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